Worst On-Line Sex

[Jenny _S]

Ok. I've read the best. I've read guy with panties on his head looking for fun in Ohio (is there any?).
Listen, girls. Tell me what the absolute WORST on-line sex would be.

Personally, on-line sex with someone so damn ugly you have to email him in advance to make sure he's wearing a bag over his head before you call him for phone sex rates right up there.

Jenny

 

[Matts01ES]

Sorry to hear about that, I would like to try on-line sex if u would like

 

[sultryslayer]

The worst

has got to be when the guy keeps asking you to get him off when you haven't even taken care of yourself first. Cause lets face it girls when a guy achieves orgasm first he could care less about the girl.
Or here is one...once I was talking to this guy we had met online in a chat room that had nothing to do with sex. So we talked for a while before building up to that big moment. Finally we get to it and he starts telling me that he wants me to mail him some of my underwear cause he likes to wear it. Then he told me how he sometimes wears his mother's underwear.

 

[Bill in Cincy]

Re: The worst

has got to be when the guy keeps asking you to get him off when you haven't even taken care of yourself first. Cause lets face it girls when a guy achieves orgasm first he could care less about the girl.
Or here is one...once I was talking to this guy we had met online in a chat room that had nothing to do with sex. So we talked for a while before building up to that big moment. Finally we get to it and he starts telling me that he wants me to mail him some of my underwear cause he likes to wear it. Then he told me how he sometimes wears his mother's underwear.

Eeeeeeewwww! Creepy!

The absolute worst is when your on-line or phone partner is not an active participant ... I hate people who just sit back and type or say "mmmmmmm" ... I mean, come on, join in the fun -- talk dirty to me!

And slayer, you couldn't be more right about guys ... my rule is I can't even start touching myself until she has cum a couple of times ... good rule ... for both.

 

[Bill in Cincy]

Ok. I've read the best. I've read guy with panties on his head looking for fun in Ohio (is there any?).
Listen, girls. Tell me what the absolute WORST on-line sex would be.

Personally, on-line sex with someone so damn ugly you have to email him in advance to make sure he's wearing a bag over his head before you call him for phone sex rates right up there.

Jenny

Hey ... there IS fun in Ohio ... you just have to look really REALLY hard for it!

{By the way ... I do NOT wear panties on my head ... }

 

[Jenny _S]

Worst Sex

Wow Sultry.... I would laugh but he sounds too much like my X.
There are pervs everywhere. Most of them are hanging in my PM box wanting to stick their tongue (spelled tounge) anywhere and everywhere.

Don't you just love the approach? Hi. I'm Roger. Wanna Fuck? Or baby, you are so beautiful on you knees. Why do they have so much trouble understanding that WE have a right to enjoy an orgasm once in a while too?

Jenny

 

[God of Threads]

It can't be. It just CAN'T BE!

When, after several sections, you recognize catch-phrases and terminology that only your grandmother uses. You go into a Denial Phase but you cannot omit that possibility.

You throw in a couple of innocent questions at some point and, oh gawd, you realize that it IS HER!

The worst is, frankly, you are STILL turned on. At this point you've crossed into territory that not even a bath in acid can clean off the pure lecherous ickyness of the sordid affair.


I'm not speaking from experience. Really.

 

[whatsinanameuk]

I thought ...

... some people left their manners or common sense at the door when they entered Lit. but it does seem at times that some folks probably didn't have them in the first place!

To me Lit. is something like a community - you get to know people, some you get on with (in a few cases very well ) - others you don't - that's life - but to just walk in, as described above in some PMs - really!!

That's off my chest - back to being busy.

 

[Jenny _S]

Oh Yes... One I foregot

What about the Guy who jumps on, pounds your pussy with about 4 strokes, cums then rolls over, says "Was it good for you, baby?" and goes to sleep?

My stock answer: "Gee that was great! You can leave now. I have a date with my vibrator. Thanks for wasting my time." And out the door they go with a foot up their ass.

There seems to be some strange gender thing with guys. They believe that their dicks are some kind of magic wand we just can't do without. They wave it and we are supposed to cum in our pants just because it is such a WONDERFUL tool. Got news for ya guys. It just ain't that way at all.

But then I've been with a couple of women who are just as bad. One I remember really did have a odor that really did reminded me of the sandwich I had at lunch. Barf me OUT!

 

[sultryslayer]

Jenny

I know exactly what you mean. I have been with my fair share of men who think they can work magic in a matter of minutes. Then they dare to get offended when I whip out my clit stimulator to use during the sex act.

 

[JBroadrunner]

Hi Jenny_S:

I am a little older, and I can't speak for every guy, but some of us are really nice and are not jerks. By the way, read your stories and really loved them. Left you feedback. Have a great day.
JB

 

[God of Threads]

Re: "...can work magic in a matter of minutes."

I know exactly what you mean. I have been with my fair share of men who think they can work magic in a matter of minutes. Then they dare to get offended when I whip out my clit stimulator to use during the sex act.

After seven minutes of incredible action - including 90 seconds of foreplay - I, too, was shocked to see a clit stimulator in use during a recent tryst. My God, I said to myself, am I not taking her to the heights of passion already, have I not given her the proper attention and performed even beyond expectation?

Her clit stimulator also played a some music and the bag pipe music did calm me down.

Thank you for listening.

 

[Jenny _S]

What about....?

How many of you out there have had the experiece of meeting some guy on-line, talking to him over several days, then consenting to talking on cam. However, when his cam opens there's some dork butt naked stroking his "pride and joy" even though a sexual meeting was not agreed upon?

Do you point and giggle too?

Jenny

 

[hotforpolitics]

Hey Jen---empty your pm box!!!!

 

[Jenny _S]

PM Box?

Empty my PM Box? Damn that thing is always full with juicy spam and pecker tracks. One guy actually wants to tie me up, gag me and whip me with a flail until I bleed while he jacks off.

Now there's a guy who can show a girl a "real good time".

Ok... It's empty

Jenny

 

[hogjack]

Re: flailing and bleeding and jacking, oh my

.... One guy actually wants to tie me up, gag me and whip me with a flail until I bleed while he jacks off.

This is rather gross.

NEVER agree to something like this before a third date, minimally!

[Recommend having medical personnel on hand in case things get out of hand]

 

[angel_nbama]

lmao@Jenny That was funny as hell

 

[Ravenspirit]

hello all, first time post on lit and i just wanted to say that not All Men are like that

 

[Bill in Cincy]

Re: Oh Yes... One I foregot

What about the Guy who jumps on, pounds your pussy with about 4 strokes, cums then rolls over, says "Was it good for you, baby?" and goes to sleep?

My stock answer: "Gee that was great! You can leave now. I have a date with my vibrator. Thanks for wasting my time." And out the door they go with a foot up their ass.

There seems to be some strange gender thing with guys. They believe that their dicks are some kind of magic wand we just can't do without. They wave it and we are supposed to cum in our pants just because it is such a WONDERFUL tool. Got news for ya guys. It just ain't that way at all.

But then I've been with a couple of women who are just as bad. One I remember really did have a odor that really did reminded me of the sandwich I had at lunch. Barf me OUT!

LMAO!!! A little overgeneralized, but good point -- way too few of us guys realize that there's more to sex and pleasing the person you're with than just fucking and getting off ourselves. Present company excluded, of course.

 

[Bill in Cincy]

Re: Jenny

I know exactly what you mean. I have been with my fair share of men who think they can work magic in a matter of minutes. Then they dare to get offended when I whip out my clit stimulator to use during the sex act.

LOL!!!

What is it with these guys?!? As for me, I LOVE for the women I'm with to do as much self-pleasing as they want -- I think it's sexy.

 

[HoHoBomb]

Re: Re: The worst

Eeeeeeewwww! Creepy!

The absolute worst is when your on-line or phone partner is not an active participant ... I hate people who just sit back and type or say "mmmmmmm" ... I mean, come on, join in the fun -- talk dirty to me!

And slayer, you couldn't be more right about guys ... my rule is I can't even start touching myself until she has cum a couple of times ... good rule ... for both.

are you talking about me???
kG

 

[sultryslayer]

What about when the guy

can't spell sexual words correctly. I admit I am a horrible spellar. hehe. But I actually had a guy spell penis wrong. He would write: penus

It drove me mad so the last thing I wanted to do was suck on his little pee pee.

 

[waverlysgirl]

Re: Re: The worst

Eeeeeeewwww! Creepy!

The absolute worst is when your on-line or phone partner is not an active participant ... I hate people who just sit back and type or say "mmmmmmm" ... I mean, come on, join in the fun -- talk dirty to me!

Speaking of phone, there's nothing worse than talking to someone who has an unappealing voice. I had phone sex with this one girl who sounded like Patty and Selma from The Simpsons! Needless to say, I did not have an orgasm.

 

[waverlysgirl]

Re: Re: Jenny

LOL!!!

What is it with these guys?!? As for me, I LOVE for the women I'm with to do as much self-pleasing as they want -- I think it's sexy.

In other words: you're still not involved.

 

[redbarron77]

Stereotypes

Most men think that because a woman is on the internet, that she is interested in seeing naked men. Those kinds of men give the rest of us a bad name.

I like to have conversations with a woman to see if she and I have enough in common to even START talking about sex.

When it is decided the conversation turns to sex, I like to find out what she likes and dislikes. Nothing kills the mood faster than "going to play the back nine" when she isn't into anal! Or, she wants to start with anal......see the dilemma?

I know that I just love to feel a woman come 2-3 times on my face before I consider moving on! Then, I know that she has at least had some enjoyment.......