Worst On-Line Sex

[Jenny _S]

Excellent !

Tendril,
I'm sure there isn't a single woman on the internet that doesn't have a similar story. Thanks for defining a new class: "Morons Who Can't Work A Mouse Very Well and Don't Really Care"... hahahahahahaha

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: The worst

However, just like in face to face meetings, you have to care before it matters.

So True, Sub
That seems to be the sad side of this thread. We can experience and laugh. But in reality the loss of social skills and manners is truely sad.
The Internet is such a great tool for social interaction. Why do some have to use it in such a childish, abusive way?

Jenny

 

[Mysticcal]

It truly is sad. I like to look at the internet as a place to be who I really am. No mask, no pretend....able to safely just be me...and I like who that is. Wish there were more to trust...and that there was a filter that could block those who were untrustworthy, abusive.

And on a lighter note....just can't resist those guys who send me pm's that are obviously mass mailed to any names they are sure are women....with a description of what they want to do to me LOL! wonder how many responses they do get. I guess volume must work some, otherwise telemarketers would be out of business LOL!

 

[tendril]

Just thinking....

What are some of the ABSOLUTE WORST lines you've ever read via an IM ?

It's a cold wet day here in New Zealand, c'mon, make me laugh ....

 

[MrMikey73]

Hey Ladies,

You gals just need to find a man (me for example) who would treat you like a godess both in and out of the bedroom!!!

 

[makofin]

Worst sex ever

The worst SEX I could ever have would have to be with someone like you.


Male bashing dogs that think they are better than everyone else......You would be better off on your knees licking pussy, if you could find some.
Not to worry BITCH, I have a puppy that would MOUNT anything

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Hey...I'm loving this thread !

Okaaaay hows about this one folks....

I'm chatting on Yahoo in invisible mode when another text box pops up from another online buddy. He's sending an offline message , and it goes something like this...

"OMG, that picture of your pussy is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.Thankyou, thankyou so much for emailing me those pics"

Never having emailed ANYONE pictures of that kind I was stunned, but quicklly realised he had sent this message to the wrong buddy name on his list. I replied to his IM, politely pointing out I think he was confused. There was an almost palpable pause before he realised I was online and he had in fact sent the offline to the wrong person. My user id starts with the same letter of the alphabet I was told....like I gave a flying fuck, what's the online equivalent of 'foot in mouth' btw...?

To this day...it just crackes me up !!

Tendril,
Aweful as it may sound that's happened to me too. You'd think they could at least be smart enough to keep a list. OMG does that sound like grocery shopping?

Boobs
Milk
Pussy
Cereal
Marinara Sauce
Ass
....

Hahahaha

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Worst sex ever

The worst SEX I could ever have would have to be with someone like you.


Male bashing dogs that think they are better than everyone else......You would be better off on your knees licking pussy, if you could find some.
Not to worry BITCH, I have a puppy that would MOUNT anything

Actually, I LOVE licking pussy. Your problem is that you are getting the absolute worst on-line sex of all --> NONE.

Maybe it's your crappy attitude.

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

LMAO

Tendril... That's good... ROFL over here.

Mysticcal... I never thought of the mass mailing gimmick. Somehow I sort of respect that. It shows a certain flair for marketing even though you know the IM comes from some loser who couldn't get laid in a whore house. Hahahahahaha

It seems obvious to me that no matter what we do there will always be some lame soul out there who honestly believes that his tiny little dick is so damn fabulous that not matter what they try we will fall for it.

Also thinking about Makofin's post. Too bad he didn't read all the posts in this thread. How many times have I said here that this is not a male bashing thread and some women are just as bad. Maybe I should forward the contents of my PM box to him. What do you think? LMAO

Jenny

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Well ladies this thread is now on my official must check everyday list.I could even recite some tales of woe of my own with well known ladies on Lit, but as a gentleman of course I won't

Tis a true pleasure ladies thank you
Makofin I would have to disagree with you,wouldn't want the ladies wasted on other ladies

 

[Jenny _S]

C'mon Bachlum

Alright, Bachlum,

Even though you have the wrong plumbing, we all love and accept you for your wit and intellect. So give it up, guy. It's all delightfully humerous.

Jenny

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: C'mon Bachlum

Alright, Bachlum,

Even though you have the wrong plumbing, we all love and accept you for your wit and intellect. So give it up, guy. It's all delightfully humerous.

Jenny

My lady giving it up has connotations of taking it up the arse and let me tell you I don't do arses

 

[submrinedude]

It truly is sad. I like to look at the internet as a place to be who I really am. No mask, no pretend....able to safely just be me...and I like who that is.

I think Mysticcal has the answer, people with no manners on the internet are exactly who we think they are, morons with no concern for other people. Online they become the real person inside them. There is no face slap, no sexual harrasment suit, no relatives waiting to kick your ass so no consequences for your actions. BTW I haven't seen anything on this thread that says you ladies hate men, just morons. I'd like to think one doesn't automatically mean the other. To give equal billing have you ladies ever had a good online experience?

BTW can you really mass mail PM's and how do I do that? If I get back any responses does that mean literotica trailer trash does exist?

 

[l1huntr]

Ok. I've read the best. I've read guy with panties on his head looking for fun in Ohio (is there any?).
Listen, girls. Tell me what the absolute WORST on-line sex would be.

Personally, on-line sex with someone so damn ugly you have to email him in advance to make sure he's wearing a bag over his head before you call him for phone sex rates right up there.

Jenny

jenny new member here would like to talk more live in salem work in beaverton possable hook up for drink or lunch
email me at cmanary@aracnet.com if intrested

 

[sultryslayer]

Makofin:

Why are trying to bring down the IQ of the room with your inane comments? Calm down and take some deep breaths. Men were invited in here too.

 

[Jenny _S]

Men are here too?

Gee, Sultry,
I thought Bachlum was the only guy in here. Don't worry about the rude comments anyway. Tonight they will show up in our PM Boxes anyway. I think that's why they give you a Delete button

Jenny

 

[Jenny _S]

Hahahaha

From my PM Box:

first of all jenny

i am far from ugly and second of all i dont do much of the cyber sex thing i prefer the real thing. also when the real thing occurs i always make sure the female has several mind shattering orgasms before i ever do. i have alot of self control and tons of stamina.

p.s. i know how to spell tongue and i am great at using it!


I think I just had really bad sex LMAO

Jenny

 

[hotforpolitics]

Re: Hahahaha

From my PM Box:

first of all jenny

i am far from ugly and second of all i dont do much of the cyber sex thing i prefer the real thing. also when the real thing occurs i always make sure the female has several mind shattering orgasms before i ever do. i have alot of self control and tons of stamina.

p.s. i know how to spell tongue and i am great at using it!


I think I just had really bad sex LMAO

Jenny

That is absolutely hilarious!!! You must have to be magnetized to attract all these guys!!!

 

[submrinedude]

Re: Men are here too?

Gee, Sultry,
I thought Bachlum was the only guy in here.

That hurts deeply, now my macho pride demands revenge!

I will be polite and not post it. I will, however, send it in a PM. I'm sure it will just get deleted anyway!

 

[sultryslayer]

Hey Jenny and other posters

I have to say I don't really like internet sex at all. You have to take away your hands from all the good parts to type and I like to use both hands to take care of myself ...one for the clit and one for dildo. I like the internet to figure out what people are into sexually.

I prefer phone sex to internet sex. You can hold the phone up with your shoulder so as not to interupt the natural flow of things. Of course I enjoy the real thing the most but right now I am not getting any.

 

[Jenny _S]

Laughing hard here

I'm so sorry sultry. But there is a lighter side. With all your dildo experience, you have something juicy to write about. Share Girl, Share This is the life experience that Lit is all about, Sultry. Speaking of my own stories, some are true or based on actual happenings, some are not. Don't ask which are which

Sub is quite right. There have been a number of PM's back and forth between us that this thread has not seen. His point is that there are probably just as many females out there spreading there own forms of BAD SEX as there are males. In fact I know a few. I, personally have not been approached by any but that might be fun. "Hey baby wanna fuck? No? Then ya wanna suck my pussy?" Gawd! I'd probably say yes... hahaha

On the other hand I seem to have a sign on my back that reads "LEZBO". That has lead to some interesting conversations.
LMAO

Jenny

 

[submrinedude]

For a new friend

Re: Oh shit!

submrinedude wrote on 06-16-2003 06:17 PM:

OMG!

Please tell me you're not in ********.

My sister ******* lives there

(no shit) If it is you sis break it to me gently, my psyche is fragile and I would probably not have sex for a month!

Wait, never mind I checked your profile. I'll send this to you anyway, talk about worst on line sex!

And no this wasn't a pick up line. It's been a while since this sailor blushed like this.



ROFFLMFAO
You should post that on the thread.

The above was posted at the suggestion of person it was sent to. You should be careful how you treat others on the net, it could be your sister, mother, brother etc...

 

[Mysticcal]

Re: For a new friend

The above was posted at the suggestion of person it was sent to. You should be careful how you treat others on the net, it could be your sister, mother, brother etc...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Making a mental note to avoid anyone from certain states my dad and brother live in LOL!

 

[Jenny _S]

You should post that on the thread

WTGOOO Sub.... LMAO
Did it occur to you there may be a juicy story there someplace?? Man meets woman on the Web... Have really good/bad cyber sex... then... Gee.. Hi Mom. Hmmm thinking here. Why do I have the notion of a Cyber Sex Family Reunion. "Uncle Harry?"... That seems to add an improved wrinkle to the ones I've been too

Jenny

 

[BlackSnake]

I've done a little flirting on my pic thread, but no cyber sex. Anybody can be a jerk, being online that makes it that much easier.

Ladies can be pretty mean online as well. Some are more subtle than other's.

Like "...I looked at your AV and thought keep that thing away from me.."

That's hitting below the belt. Some people can be just mean. I'm just glad that never happened offline.