Worst On-Line Sex

[tendril]

Re: What about....?

How many of you out there have had the experiece of meeting some guy on-line, talking to him over several days, then consenting to talking on cam. However, when his cam opens there's some dork butt naked stroking his "pride and joy" even though a sexual meeting was not agreed upon?

Do you point and giggle too?

Jenny

LMAO......how about he tells you he's wearing his wifes panties and do you want to see them.

I kid you not.

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmmmm

I have only been tempted to raise to a boner by one lady so far on Lit or anywhere else, I hate the stupid wild cyber sex crap where some over exited person claims to be a total sex nut and wants you to describe more and more weird action, only to vanish without trace after the third e-mail.

Erotic conversation and sensual comment does it for me, but in a sincere and sedate manner rather than idiot sexual slang rushed out in a babble.

True confessions also give me a bit of a buzz, that is admitting my own dirty deeds and listening to others admissions of perverse or wild behaviour, but again in a serious tone as well as erotic.

The very worse on line sexual contact was with a young lady, (or so it claimed), who informed me that she was just 18 and a total pervert, I fell into the trap of asking what she meant by perverted.
Thereafter I received about seven or eight e-mails, (obviously copy and pasted), claiming that she was screwing with every member of her family, her dad, her mum, her three brothers, and her uncle.
It degenerated into toally wild uncontrolled crap, I had to put her e-mail addy on the reject list in the end to get rid of her, (it).

In short I suppose sex with remote people is difficult for me to get into and keep a straight face.

pops..........

 

[bashfull]

Howdy, ya'll.

Pardon me for interrupting. I would drop a comment here, but that would take longer than my usual foreplay...

Damn, I hear my mother calling. I promised her I would move out before I turned 35. And I did! Into the bonus room over the garage.


~just another horrible man passing through~



Bash

 

[hogjack]

Thanks for dropping by

Howdy, ya'll.

Pardon me for interrupting. I would drop a comment here, but that would take longer than my usual foreplay...

Damn, I hear my mother calling. I promised her I would move out before I turned 35. And I did! Into the bonus room over the garage.

~just another horrible man passing through~



Bash

If you have no interest being an unsatisfactory, penis dangling, want-to-watch-you-bleed-while-I-jackoff attitude then you should stay out of this thread.

It's only for the terribly deranged, sexually inadequate -- and those who have restraint orders against them.

 

[bashfull]

Re: Thanks for dropping by

If you have no interest being an unsatisfactory, penis dangling, want-to-watch-you-bleed-while-I-jackoff attitude then you should stay out of this thread.

It's only for the terribly deranged, sexually inadequate -- and those who have restraint orders against them.

HuH? sorry, got distracted. Had to unwind the barbed wire from around my penis...

As for the restraining orders, they only apply for the state in which they were issued, right? (quickly surfing net for legal aide)

Bash

 

[hogjack]

Re: Re: Thanks for dropping by

HuH? sorry, got distracted. Had to unwind the barbed wire from around my penis...

As for the restraining orders, they only apply for the state in which they were issued, right? (quickly surfing net for legal aide)

The barbed wire thing is painful but I find it oddly refreshing as well.

And your legal analysis seems accurate.

You fit right in here. Now send someone a picture of you and a double-headed dildo and you're a full-fledged member.

 

[Bill in Cincy]

Re: Re: Re: The worst

are you talking about me???
kG

No freakin way! KG, you're the best!

 

[Bill in Cincy]

Re: Re: Re: Jenny

In other words: you're still not involved.

LMAO!!!!! Maybe they prefer it that way!

 

[tendril]

Re: Re: Re: Thanks for dropping by

.<snip>.... Now send someone a picture of you and a double-headed dildo and you're a full-fledged member.

Just had a deja vu moment here.
I got a few pics from an online friend that featured him and his 12inch dildo (not double ended).

To this day I can't think what I said to him that prompted him to send the pictures.

 

[Jenny _S]

Hmmmmm

Who else get PMS day after day from guys who (for some unknown reason) have this thing about pounding you in the ass?

What in the world ever happened to Flowers, Dinner. Conversation, etc.?

I just had a horrible thought. Maybe there are creatures dwelling in Lit that "Hi. I'm Bill. Let's Fuck" actually works on.

Is there such a thing as Literotica Trailor Trash?

Jenny

 

[bloated corpse]

A lot of it has to deal with the fact that their is no face that you are talking to so you become subhuman. By becoming subhuman they feel they can do or say what they will without feeling like they hurt someone. Also it makes them feel superior and that no one exist except for themselves and thats all that matters to them.

 

[KyleW]

Interesting little thread...

I have to actually take an interest in a person before even feeling any type of attraction or desire to see them type anything sexual. Its the net, anyone can look like a million bucks. Try having a personality too.

And who are these people that PM random women with "wanna fuck" proposals. Doesn't their 80 IQ keep them from figuring out how to get on the internet?

 

[whatsinanameuk]

Interesting little thread...

I have to actually take an interest in a person before even feeling any type of attraction or desire to see them type anything sexual. Its the net, anyone can look like a million bucks. Try having a personality too.

And who are these people that PM random women with "wanna fuck" proposals. Doesn't their 80 IQ keep them from figuring out how to get on the internet?

i_K - you flatter with the 80 rating surely!

You know, I actually enjoy the extended banter you can get going in Lit. writing backwards and forwards, really finding out about someone and revealing myself (my personality - just behave at the back there!!) - what a waste that some people never get past the one-line-auto-refusal-ignore-me-I'm-a-total-ignoramus stage. Life can be so rewarding

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

My lady may I say I loved reading this thread with your acerbic wit and humour,now either you have had bad luck with men or bad choices, makes you wonder huh?

A lot of men are fine also I read your Electronic story and gave you a 5 for it.You appear to have a sense of humour.

Your pm box is full may I suggest you delete your sent messages too?
Bachlum Chaam

Hello lady Tendril

 

[Jenny _S]

My lady may I say I loved reading this thread with your acerbic wit and humour,now either you have had bad luck with men or bad choices, makes you wonder huh?

A lot of men are fine also I read your Electronic story and gave you a 5 for it.You appear to have a sense of humour.

Your pm box is full may I suggest you delete your sent messages too?
Bachlum Chaam

Hello lady Tendril

Why Thank you, Bachlum Chaam, for the vote of confidence in that silly little piece about on-line first time sex and suggesting I delete my outgoing PMS. I had no idea they were even saved.

I'm not sure the my luck is good or bad. But I do see the humor in much of the Cyber-Sexual-Assault that goes on, not just in Lit, but all over the internet.

Also, I should point out that is thread is not mean to be a forum for Male Bashing. Indeed, some of the women I know on the internet are equally tasteless, if not worse.

But I have gotten much to far from the point of this thread. So to bring it back in line here is a true story. I cybered (why am I even admitting this?) with some guy once when I first got on the internet. I call him Mr. Smooth. Things went along fine and I was about to cum when I noticed he was referring to my as "Susan." The SOB was cyber with two women at the same time. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Jenny

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

A shame but it made me laugh my lady,he was obviously a man of little or no class and it should be a rule to talk to one person at a time no matter the subject.

Of course with some people they have no manners no matter what I can recite tales of cyber purgatory till I am blue in the face I just try to move on and never talk to them again . Alas I have had to remove some ladies from my contact lists.But my lady I have met some of the gorgeous ladies here on Lit all be it online.
Bachlum Chaam

 

[Noor]

A shame but it made me laugh my lady,he was obviously a man of little or no class and it should be a rule to talk to one person at a time no matter the subject.

or he was obsessed by a woman named susan. what happened when you confronted him or did you just write him off?

 

[Jenny _S]

Well,
I asked him politely who the hell this bytch "SUSAN" was. When he stammered I shut him off and blocked him. Then proceeded to write his Nic and email addy on every sleezy mens room wall in every gay joint in town. Oddly, he's no longer on Lit... Wonder why?

Jenny

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Well,
I asked him politely who the hell this bytch "SUSAN" was. When he stammered I shut him off and blocked him. Then proceeded to write his Nic and email addy on every sleezy mens room wall in every gay joint in town. Oddly, he's no longer on Lit... Wonder why?

Jenny

Magic a real vindictive lady, I love it remind me not to annoy you my lady and Noor no I think he was plain stupid for my part

 

[Mysticcal]

Loved reading the thread Jenny and your comments. I remember one experience when I first got online, chatting in aol....and this very nice (or so I thought) guy started chatting with me. Nothing sexual, just getting to know each other. We talked for about two hours, nothing sexual, a little flirting....and he asked if we could talk again, so we agreed to meet the next night online.

Looking forward to it, I get home early, sit there eagerly awaiting his instant message...finally it arrives and silly me, thinking we would take up where we started last night, asked something in relation to our conversation. I get a very long pause, beginning to wonder if he has fallen asleep or something, when he finally responds by asking me what my name was again, what did I do, etc....everything we had covered the night before. Feeling a bit confused, I answered, giving him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he just has a poor memory. He then comes back with "Oh, that's right, you are married with two kids, right?"

Now since I am single and no kids, one dog....I start to wonder. I simply answer no....he comes back with "Oh sorry, my mistake, you are divorced with one kid, right?"

At this point, I can do nothing but sit there and laugh. I asked how many of us he was chatting with last night, and did I have to sit through many more guesses before he remembered which one I was? again another long pause, and then, giving him points for honesty, he says 6, what's my favorite sexual position, and would I like to talk on the phone with him? Needless to say he was blocked and I never tried aol chat again.

LOL! I still laugh thinking about the nerve of him.

 

[Jenny _S]

Hahahaha

Bachlum and Mysticcal,
It never ocurred to me that there were so many individuals of such little feeling and/or social conscience on the internet. I started this thread because I was laughing at the whole thing.

It seems that once guys (and some women) log onto www.cheapassISP.com they lose all social skills. Some can't possibly have had any to begin with.

Thus far we have defined a couple of classes of "bum on-line fucks". We have the "Pussy Cruiser" who keeps multiple partners on hand at all times. And we have the social idiot who only knows 5 words: "Hi I'm Bob. Wanna Cyber?"

If one met one of these charicters in the real world, would you laugh or beat the living hell out of him? LMAO

I have to admit I have been bad a mistreated a few of these guys. One I remember I allowed to get to the point where his tiny little weiner was all ready and dripping with pre-cum. Then, as clearly as I remember, I typed "Sliding my 10 in cock between your cheeks... feeling your asshole resist momentarily... then allowing me to enter you fully... " When I looked up his hard-on was gone and so was he... hahahahahaha

Jenny

 

[Bill in Cincy]

Re: Hmmmmm

Who else get PMS day after day from guys who (for some unknown reason) have this thing about pounding you in the ass?

What in the world ever happened to Flowers, Dinner. Conversation, etc.?

I just had a horrible thought. Maybe there are creatures dwelling in Lit that "Hi. I'm Bill. Let's Fuck" actually works on.

Is there such a thing as Literotica Trailor Trash?

Jenny

LMAO!!! Probably ...

 

[submrinedude]

The worst

Do you suppose the same statements holds true for cads on the internet as it does in real life? Even bad sex is better than no sex at all? It's a shame they don't have an internet site for web etiquette, oh wait there are dozens if you search for "netiquette" on any search engine. However, just like in face to face meetings, you have to care before it matters.

 

[Mysticcal]

Re: Hahahaha

I have to admit I have been bad a mistreated a few of these guys. One I remember I allowed to get to the point where his tiny little weiner was all ready and dripping with pre-cum. Then, as clearly as I remember, I typed "Sliding my 10 in cock between your cheeks... feeling your asshole resist momentarily... then allowing me to enter you fully... " When I looked up his hard-on was gone and so was he... hahahahahaha

Jenny

omg ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing at that....I know it is awful to do, but damn *giggle* LOL!

 

[tendril]

Hey...I'm loving this thread !

Okaaaay hows about this one folks....

I'm chatting on Yahoo in invisible mode when another text box pops up from another online buddy. He's sending an offline message , and it goes something like this...

"OMG, that picture of your pussy is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.Thankyou, thankyou so much for emailing me those pics"

Never having emailed ANYONE pictures of that kind I was stunned, but quicklly realised he had sent this message to the wrong buddy name on his list. I replied to his IM, politely pointing out I think he was confused. There was an almost palpable pause before he realised I was online and he had in fact sent the offline to the wrong person. My user id starts with the same letter of the alphabet I was told....like I gave a flying fuck, what's the online equivalent of 'foot in mouth' btw...?

To this day...it just crackes me up !!