Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[travelmate2002]

Young Roger was handsome but dumb
he spent his evening's swigging rum

 

[Cymru6969]

Young Roger was handsome but dumb
he spent his evening's swigging rum
His eye patch fell off

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Young Roger was handsome but dumb
he spent his evening's swigging rum
His eye patch fell off
And so did his coiffe

 

[Lia Monde]

Young Roger was handsome but dumb
he spent his evening's swigging rum
His eye patch fell off
And so did his coiffe
As he staggered about in the slum

 

[Lia Monde]

A full-figured wench visited Santa

 

[Cymru6969]

A full-figured wench visited Santa
In a cheesy mall near Atlanta

 

[weespanner]

A full-figured wench visited Santa
In a cheesy mall near Atlanta
She sat on his knee

 

[Cymru6969]

A full-figured wench visited Santa
In a cheesy mall near Atlanta
She sat on his knee
Informed him her fee

Hey, beautiful

 

[weespanner]

A full-figured wench visited Santa
In a cheesy mall near Atlanta
She sat on his knee
Informed him her fee
With an OAP discount for grandpa




Hey Cymru! x

 

[Cymru6969]

The best gifts we give from our hearts

 

[weespanner]

The best gifts we give from our hearts
Like pictures of our private parts

 

[Cymru6969]

The best gifts we give from our hearts
Like pictures of our private parts
Been there and done that

 

[weespanner]

The best gifts we give from our hearts
Like pictures of our private parts
Been there and done that
All glossy or matt?

 

[Cymru6969]

The best gifts we give from our hearts
Like pictures of our private parts
Been there and done that
All glossy or matt?
Either will do when pierced by darts

I think I'm a bit rusty at this

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There was a young lady named Jill

 

[AbsintheFather]

well look at all the familiar faces Hi Cy



There was a young lady named Jill
So cold, she gave her suitors a chill

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There was a young lady named Jill
So cold, she gave her suitors a chill
When they came to call

 

[mamasota]

There was a young lady named Jill
So cold, she gave her suitors a chill
When they came to call
Her hearth was not warm at all

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There was a young lady named Jill
So cold, she gave her suitors a chill
When they came to call
Her hearth was not warm at all
So they enjoyed her roommate, Lil

 

[Zynder]

There once was a dapper young fellow

 

[weespanner]

There once was a dapper young fellow
Who wanted to master the cello

 

[mamasota]

There once was a dapper young fellow
Who wanted to master the cello
So he diligently practiced

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a dapper young fellow
Who wanted to master the cello
So he diligently practiced
Til his fingers were the fastest

 

[weespanner]

There once was a dapper young fellow
Who wanted to master the cello
So he diligently practiced
Til his fingers were the fastest
His quick digits made the girls bellow

'Morning Lia

 

[MattWolf]

There once was a girl tall and thin,