Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Curious_in_Cali]

There once was a girl tall and thin,
Who held secrets that made her grin

 

[MattWolf]

There once was a girl tall and thin,
Who held secrets that made her grin
She hid them from mum,

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

There once was a girl tall and thin,
Who held secrets that made her grin
She hid them from mum,
Who is rather dumb

 

[MattWolf]

There once was a girl tall and thin,
Who held secrets that made her grin
She hid them from mum,
Who is rather dumb
And decided to live life in sin.

 

[Cymru6969]

I caught you a delicious bass

 

[Lia Monde]

I caught you a delicious bass
It's cooked aroma is world class

 

[cliteatingman]

I caught you a delicious bass
It's cooked aroma is world class
If you want to be fed

 

[Lia Monde]

I caught you a delicious bass
It's cooked aroma is world class
If you want to be fed
Prepare the tasty spread

 

[cliteatingman]

I caught you a delicious bass
It's cooked aroma is world class
If you want to be fed
Prepare the tasty spread
And let me into your ass

 

[Lia Monde]

Santa's elves were tired but randy

 

[cliteatingman]

Santa's elves were tired but randy
Then they caught sight of Mandy

 

[Lia Monde]

Santa's elves were tired but randy
Then they caught sight of Mandy
Stretched out in the sleigh

 

[cliteatingman]

Santa's elves were tired but randy
Then they caught sight of Mandy
Stretched out in the sleigh
And itching to play

 

[Lia Monde]

Santa's elves were tired but randy
Then they caught sight of Mandy
Stretched out in the sleigh
And itching to play
She acquiesced to licking the elves candy.

 

[Cymru6969]

I slid inside her by the fire

 

[weespanner]

I slid inside her by the fire
While grabbing hold of her spare tire

 

[Cymru6969]

I slid inside her by the fire
While grabbing hold of her spare tire That made me laugh!
With poker in hand

 

[weespanner]

I slid inside her by the fire
While grabbing hold of her spare tire
With poker in hand
My arse getting tanned

 

[HypnosDenied]

I slid inside her by the fire
While grabbing hold of her spare tire
With poker in hand
My arse getting tanned
It was such a sight to admire

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Online, the couple found romance

 

[Cymru6969]

Online, the couple found romance
She's in Australia, he's in France

 

[TwoShades]

Online, the couple found romance
She asked if he knew how to dance

 

[Cymru6969]

Online, the couple found romance
She asked if he knew how to dance
Knees up Farmer Brown

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Online, the couple found romance
She asked if he knew how to dance
Knees up Farmer Brown
Because she wants you to go down

 

[Cymru6969]

Online, the couple found romance
She asked if he knew how to dance
Knees up Farmer Brown
She wants you to go down
"Whoosh!" goes the zipper on her pants