Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

Neath mistletoe was a busty young virgin
She was spotted by the local surgeon

 

[Cymru6969]

Neath mistletoe was a busty young virgin
She was spotted by the local surgeon
'Neath the sprig, a snog

 

[mamasota]

Neath mistletoe was a busty young virgin
She was spotted by the local surgeon
'Neath the sprig, a snog
Giving rise to his log

 

[MattWolf]

Neath mistletoe was a busty young virgin
She was spotted by the local surgeon
'Neath the sprig, a snog
Giving rise to his log
And resultin' in their sex organs mergin'.

 

[Sasha69]

Neath mistletoe was a busty young virgin
She was spotted by the local surgeon
'Neath the sprig, a snog
Giving rise to his log
And resultin' in their sex organs mergin'.
She was no longer quite the virgin

 

[Cymru6969]

Neath mistletoe was a busty young virgin
She was spotted by the local surgeon
'Neath the sprig, a snog
Giving rise to his log
And resultin' in their sex organs mergin'.
She was no longer quite the virgin

'tis grim here, so I must admit

 

[Sasha69]

fun !

Neath mistletoe was a busty young virgin
She was spotted by the local surgeon
'Neath the sprig, a snog
Giving rise to his log
And resultin' in their sex organs mergin'.
She was no longer quite the virgin
'tis grim here, so I must admit
He may have chewed off more than he bit!

 

[MattWolf]

A New Beginning...

There once was a twin from Berlin,

 

[weespanner]

Please note, it helps if you actually know what a limerick is when taking part in this thread!



There once was a twin from Berlin,
Who's willy was awfully thin

 

[MattWolf]

There once was a twin from Berlin,
Who's willy was awfully thin.
He went to see nurse,

 

[weespanner]

There once was a twin from Berlin,
Who's willy was awfully thin.
He went to see nurse,
But she made it worse

 

[MattWolf]

There once was a twin from Berlin,
Who's willy was awfully thin.
He went to see nurse,
But she made it worse
And discarded his dick in the bin.

 

[mamasota]

*enjoying MattWolf's lines


Rudolph was feeling quite frisky

 

[MattWolf]

Walter was a lucky soul

 

[weespanner]

Rudolph was feeling quite frisky
After a dram of Santa's whisky



Walter was a lucky soul
His girlfreind could swallow him whole

 

[MattWolf]

*enjoying MattWolf's lines


Rudolph was feeling quite frisky

(sorry, didn't see your post there)

 

[MattWolf]

Rudolph was feeling quite frisky
After a dram of Santa's whisky
All shyness lost,

 

[weespanner]

Rudolph was feeling quite frisky
After a dram of Santa's whisky
All shyness lost,
His eyes now crossed

 

[MattWolf]

Rudolph was feeling quite frisky
After a dram of Santa's whisky
All shyness lost,
His eyes now crossed
His courtship of poor Donner when briskly.

 

[Lia Monde]

The cold weather shriveled his shaft

 

[PrurientProf]

The cold weather shriveled his shaft
going out had been really quite daft

 

[Lia Monde]

The cold weather shriveled his shaft
going out had been really quite daft
She warmed it tween her lips

 

[PrurientProf]

The cold weather shriveled his shaft
going out had been really quite daft
She warmed it tween her lips
Until she tasted the drips

 

[AbsintheFather]

The cold weather shriveled his shaft
going out had been really quite daft
She warmed it tween her lips
Until she tasted the drips
For she was an expert at her craft

 

[MattWolf]

Young Roger was handsome but dumb.