Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[cliteatingman]

She winked a the prof when he groped her

 

[Cymru6969]

Temptation abounds at this school
Wee!

 

[weespanner]

She winked a the prof when he groped her
And said 'I think we should elope, sir'



Temptation abounds at this school
The teachers all ogle and drool




Hey there stranger!!!

 

[cliteatingman]

She winked a the prof when he groped her
And said 'I think we should elope, sir'
You'll never regret the decision



Temptation abounds at this school
The teachers all ogle and drool




Hey there stranger!!! [/QUOTE]

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She winked a the prof when he groped her
And said 'I think we should elope, sir'
You'll never regret the decision
I cum on command with precision



Temptation abounds at this school
The teachers all ogle and drool
The women walk 'round

 

[Cymru6969]

She winked a the prof when he groped her
And said 'I think we should elope, sir'
You'll never regret the decision
I cum on command with precision
And will tighten your nuts, as it were



Temptation abounds at this school
The teachers all ogle and drool
The women walk 'round
Oxford's hallowed ground

 

[weespanner]

She winked a the prof when he groped her
And said 'I think we should elope, sir'
You'll never regret the decision
I cum on command with precision
'With that I could easily cope!' *purr*



Temptation abounds at this school
The teachers all ogle and drool
The women walk 'round
The class and playground

 

[weespanner]

Temptation abounds at this school
The teachers all ogle and drool
The women walk 'round
Oxford's hallowed ground
While the men try their best to stay cool

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Temptation abounds at this school
The teachers all ogle and drool
The women walk 'round
The class and playground
And makes the principal jerk on his tool

 

[Midnight_Man]

Santa was naked in his sleigh

 

[travelmate2002]

Santa was naked in his sleigh
all set for another long day

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Santa was naked in his sleigh
all set for another long day
His big sack was frozen

 

[weespanner]

Santa was naked in his sleigh
all set for another long day
His big sack was frozen
He wished he had chosen

 

[PrurientProf]

Santa was naked in his sleigh
all set for another long day
His big sack was frozen
He wished he had chosen
To stay in and have a good lay

 

[weespanner]

^^


'Tis the season to be jolly

 

[kedsnbourbon]

'Tis the season to be jolly
To steal a kiss under the holly

 

[weespanner]

'Tis the season to be jolly
To steal a kiss under the holly
Or the mistletoe

 

[kedsnbourbon]

'Tis the season to be jolly
To steal a kiss under the holly
Or the mistletoe
With your special ho'

 

[weespanner]

'Tis the season to be jolly
To steal a kiss under the holly
Or the mistletoe
With your special ho'
Then give her a lick of your lolly

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There was an old man from the north pole

 

[MattWolf]

There was an old man from the north pole
Who lost his heart to a mole

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There was an old man from the north pole
Who lost his heart to a mole
The Grinch sent this spy

 

[weespanner]

There was an old man from the north pole
Who lost his heart to a mole
The Grinch sent this spy
A strange little guy

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There was an old man from the north pole
Who lost his heart to a mole
The Grinch sent this spy
A strange little guy
Who ended up getting a big lump of coal

 

[Lia Monde]

Neath mistletoe was a busty young virgin