Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Lia Monde]

When she bent, Emma split open her pants

 

[HypnosDenied]

When she bent, Emma split open her pants
Giving everyone nearby a chance

 

[Kinkster101]

When she bent, Emma split open her pants
Giving everyone nearby a chance
'twas a nude beach after all

 

[Cymru6969]

When she bent, Emma split open her pants
Giving everyone nearby a chance
'twas a nude beach after all
Here a tit, there a ball

 

[wombat9966]

When she bent, Emma split open her pants
Giving everyone nearby a chance
'twas a nude beach after all
Here a tit, There a ball
So she wasn't suprised when nobody even glanced

 

[mamasota]

Ruby was feeling quite randy











*wombat's having a ball

 

[wombat9966]

Ruby was feeling quite randy,
because she had gotten into the brandy

 

[Cymru6969]

Ruby was feeling quite randy,
She'd gotten into the brandy
Office party fun

sorry to edit, but standard limerick form is
88558 in syllable count

 

[mamasota]

Ruby was feeling quite randy,
She'd gotten into the brandy
Office party fun
when all was said and done








sorry to edit, but standard limerick form is
88558 in syllable count[/QUOTE]

ay my fucking dios! it is fun, supposed to be fun

 

[PrurientProf]

Ruby was feeling quite randy,
She'd gotten into the brandy
Office party fun
when all was said and done
She was taken again by Andy

 

[mamasota]

Ruby was feeling quite randy,
She'd gotten into the brandy
Office party fun
when all was said and done
She was taken again by Andy

LOL good end line there, Profesor

n-e-x-t, please!

 

[PrurientProf]

LOL good end line there, Profesor

n-e-x-t, please!

Thank you Mamasota, I aim to please



Christmas will be here too soon

 

[mamasota]

Thank you Mamasota, I aim to please

@ Profe



Christmas will be here too soon
And Santa's sleigh is up in the moon

 

[PrurientProf]

Christmas will be here too soon
And Santa's sleigh is up in the moon
He's checking his list

 

[Morna]

Christmas will be here too soon
And Santa's sleigh is up in the moon
He's checking his list
and he sees that you've missed

 

[PrurientProf]

Christmas will be here too soon
And Santa's sleigh is up in the moon
He's checking his list
and he sees that you've missed
the chance to make somebody swoon

 

[Morna]

Mickey the elf was a fool

 

[PrurientProf]

Mickey the elf was a fool
For Minnie the elfess he'd drool

 

[Morna]

Mickey the elf was a fool
For Minnie the elfess he'd drool
he tried to impress her

 

[PrurientProf]

Mickey the elf was a fool
For Minnie the elfess he'd drool
he tried to impress her
But came out the lesser

 

[Morna]

Mickey the elf was a fool
For Minnie the elfess he'd drool
he tried to impress her
But came out the lesser
When he flashed her his minuscule tool.

 

[PrurientProf]

Nice one Morna


There will be much merry-making this Yule

 

[Morna]

Nice one Morna


There will be much merry-making this Yule

There will be much merry-making this Yule
and that's typically the holiday rule

 

[PrurientProf]

There will be much merry-making this Yule
and that's typically the holiday rule
A time to get laid

 

[Morna]

There will be much merry-making this Yule
and that's typically the holiday rule
A time to get laid
by that Santa that strayed