Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[cliteatingman]

But I've heard that gin makes you sin
That's why I drink it agin and agin

 

[Cymru6969]

But I've heard that gin makes you sin
That's why I drink it agin and agin
"Liquor is quicker."

 

[Adre]

But I've heard that gin makes you sin
That's why I drink it agin and agin
"Liquor is quicker."
When I want to lick her

 

[kedsnbourbon]

But I've heard that gin makes you sin
That's why I drink it agin and agin
"Liquor is quicker."
When I want to lick her
She lays back, takes it with a grin

 

[Adre]

The tongue's mightier than the sword

 

[stickygirl]

The tongue's mightier than the sword
Unless it talks crap, then we're bored

 

[Cymru6969]

The tongue's mightier than the sword
Unless it talks crap, then we're bored
Rapier wit is hot

 

[stickygirl]

The tongue's mightier than the sword
Unless it talks crap, then we're bored
Rapier wit is hot
But sarcasm is not

 

[AbsintheFather]

The tongue's mightier than the sword
Unless it talks crap, then we're bored
Rapier wit is hot
But sarcasm is not
So shut up and tongue her fjord

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Sometimes I sit and wonder why

 

[TheClownHater]

Sometimes I sit and wonder why
Perplexed, so all I can do is sigh

 

[Lia Monde]

Sometimes I sit and wonder why
Perplexed, so all I can do is sigh
Am I missing some facts

 

[cliteatingman]

Sometimes I sit and wonder why
Perplexed, so all I can do is sigh
Am I missing some facts
Just perform some sex acts

 

[Cymru6969]

Sometimes I sit and wonder why
Perplexed, so all I can do is sigh
Am I missing some facts
Just perform some sex acts
Between both thighs is my bullseye

 

[sweetsauce]

Great finish there guys! I got stuck on the word facts <slaps forhead>

 

[wombat9966]

Why is it always the guy's

 

[sweetsauce]

Why is it always the guy's
Cock is hard? No surprise!

 

[Cymru6969]

Why is it always the guy's
Cock is hard? No surprise!
Come on ladies. Fight!

 

[wombat9966]

Why is it always the guy's
Cock is hard? No surprise!
Come on ladies. Fight!
To put it in. Right?

 

[stickygirl]

Why is it always the guy's
Cock is hard? No surprise!
Come on ladies. Fight!
To put it in. Right?
Not jizzing all over your thighs

 

[sweetsauce]

There was a young man from Istanbul

 

[wombat9966]

There was a young man from Istanbul
Who was always going out for a pull,

 

[hotternow]

There was a young man from Istanbul
Who was always going out for a pull,
He diddled away

 

[Matryoshka]

There was a young man from Istanbul
Who was always going out for a pull,
He diddled away
His entire Saturday

 

[hotternow]

There was a young man from Istanbul
Who was always going out for a pull,
He diddled away
His entire Saturday
Now he's going to drink a Red Bull.