Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[mamasota]

Did you hear about Maxwell's hammer?

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Did you hear about Maxwell's hammer
It was silver, he did stammer


Mamasotahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

[sweetsauce]

Did you hear about Maxwell's hammer
It was silver, he did stammer
With a polish it shined

keds and mama hugs

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Did you hear about Maxwell's hammer
It was silver, he did stammer
With a polish it shined
He crept up from behind


sweets

 

[sweetsauce]

Did you hear about Maxwell's hammer
It was silver, he did stammer
With a polish it shined
He crept up from behind
And god did he slam her!

 

[mamasota]

oooo see keds stammaaahh with tha hammmaah

and saucey, TY just what I needed!


So, in the spirit of that hole in one

 

[sweetsauce]

So, in the spirit of that a hole in one
He said "but pardon the pun"

 

[kedsnbourbon]

oooo see keds stammaaahh with tha hammmaah

and saucey, TY just what I needed!


So, in the spirit of that hole in one
Mama's always good for some bawdy fun


gotta luv the Beattles
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

 

[weespanner]

So, in the spirit of that hole in one
He said "but pardon the pun"
Just swing your wood




So, in the spirit of that hole in one
Mama's always good for some bawdy fun
She loves word play



(((lim folks!!)))

 

[sweetsauce]

So, in the spirit of that hole in one
He said "but pardon the pun"
Just swing your wood
As hard as you should




So, in the spirit of that hole in one
Mama's always good for some bawdy fun
She loves word play
Sexy every day!

Wee hugs

 

[kedsnbourbon]

So, in the spirit of that hole in one
He said "but pardon the pun"
Just swing your wood
Hit your mark real good




So, in the spirit of that hole in one
Mama's always good for some bawdy fun
She loves word play
Likes to have her way

 

[weespanner]

So, in the spirit of that hole in one
He said "but pardon the pun"
Just swing your wood
As hard as you should
And shake it twice once you are done


So, in the spirit of that hole in one
Mama's always good for some bawdy fun
She loves word play
Sexy every day!
She's just like a bright ray of sun


So, in the spirit of that hole in one
He said "but pardon the pun"
Just swing your wood
Hit your mark real good
If you smash something then you should run!



So, in the spirit of that hole in one
Mama's always good for some bawdy fun
She loves word play
Likes to have her way
Even when she's dressed up as a nun

 

[sweetsauce]

Great job Wee!!!!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Great job Wee!!!!

I nominate Wee as the Limerick Laureate!

 

[sweetsauce]

Seconded!

 

[Lia Monde]

It was playoff season for the stud

 

[cliteatingman]

It was playoff season for the stud
But his cock was rendered a dud

 

[Lia Monde]

It was playoff season for the stud
But his cock was rendered a dud
He went for the stuff

 

[travelmate2002]

It was playoff season for the stud
But his cock was rendered a dud
He went for the stuff
and played it rough

 

[Cymru6969]

It was playoff season for the stud
But his cock was rendered a dud
He went for the stuff
and played it rough
Pity. His missile was a scud.

 

[sweetsauce]

There once was a man from Bangkok

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a man from Bangkok
Who was given the name Wang Cock

 

[sweetsauce]

There once was a man from Bangkok
Who was given the name Wang Cock
The size of his Dong

 

[Adre]

There once was a man from Bangkok
Who was given the name Wang Cock
The size of his Dong
Was noted in song

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There once was a man from Bangkok
Who was given the name Wang Cock
The size of his Dong
Was noted in song
Yo'dling makes him hard as a rock