Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[tiny_tits]

There once was a girl with six fingers

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There once was a girl with six fingers
'Round her clit they played as ringers

 

[tiny_tits]

There once was a girl with six fingers
'Round her clit they played as ringers
As she jilled off with the sixth

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a girl with six fingers
'Round her clit they played as ringers
As she jilled off with the sixth
While gazing at the firth

 

[kedsnbourbon]

There once was a girl with six fingers
'Round her clit they played as ringers
As she jilled off with the sixth
While gazing at the firth
She came like an opera singer

 

[Lia Monde]

Godiva's ride was a thrill

 

[cliteatingman]

Godiva's ride was a thrill
She mounted her vibe on a drill

 

[Lia Monde]

Godiva's ride was a thrill
She mounted her vibe on a drill
It spun her around

 

[cliteatingman]

Godiva's ride was a thrill
She mounted her vibe on a drill
It spun her around
'Til she was orgasm-bound

 

[Lia Monde]

Godiva's ride was a thrill
She mounted her vibe on a drill
It spun her around
'Til she was orgasm-bound
And emitted a yell that was shrill

 

[Lia Monde]

A girl from Jersey liked to rhyme

 

[jameslewis]

A girl from Jersey liked to rhyme
word play took up all her time

 

[sweetsauce]

A girl from Jersey liked to rhyme
word play took up all her time
Foreplay was out

 

[Cymru6969]

A girl from Jersey liked to rhyme
word play took up all her time
Foreplay was out
"Fuhgeddabout...."

 

[sweetsauce]

A girl from Jersey liked to rhyme
word play took up all her time
Foreplay was out
"Fuhgeddabout...."
No poetry is just such a crime!

 

[Cymru6969]

A girl from Jersey liked to rhyme
word play took up all her time
Foreplay was out
"Fuhgeddabout...."
No poetry is just such a crime!

Nice, sweetsauce!

When tasting sauce, take note of spice

 

[hotternow]

When tasting sauce, take note of spice
Be sure the measurement's precise

 

[Cymru6969]

When tasting sauce, take note of spice
Be sure the measurement's precise
Sometimes it's a pinch

Hi Ms. Hot

 

[sweetsauce]

When tasting sauce, take note of spice
Be sure the measurement's precise
Sometimes it's a pinch
To savour - a cinch

 

[Cymru6969]

Name your favourite drink with gin

 

[Adre]

Name your favourite drink with gin
If it's in a glass I'm all in

 

[Cymru6969]

Name your favourite drink with gin
If it's in a glass I'm all in
Negroni for me

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Name your favourite drink with gin
If it's in a glass I'm all in
Negroni for me
Bombay sets me free

 

[Cymru6969]

Name your favourite drink with gin
If it's in a glass I'm all in
Negroni for me
Bombay sets me free
I'll join you in a glass..win/win

 

[mamasota]

But I've heard that gin makes you sin



Cym