Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[wombat9966]

Jeanne became a bottle blonde
More fun, thought she, using her wand
But she soon became dizzy
when her hair became fizzy

 

[Cymru6969]

Jeanne became a bottle blonde
More fun, thought she, using her wand
But she soon became dizzy
when her hair became fizzy
Should have consulted Lia Monde

 

[stickygirl]

A girl went out in a boat

 

[saltysol]

A girl went out in a boat
for a sail with a horny old goat

 

[HellBenttoo]

A girl went out in a boat
for a sail with a horny old goat
At the sight of his mast

 

[sweetsauce]

A girl went out in a boat
for a sail with a horny old goat
At the sight of his mast
She was quite aghast

 

[wombat9966]

A girl went out in a boat
for a sail with a horny old goat
At the sight of his mast
She was quite aghast
for that I will need a fur coat

 

[mamasota]

wombie



So how does a wombat's coat feel?

 

[sweetsauce]

So how does a wombat's coat feel?
I trust that it doesn't congeal.

 

[stickygirl]

So how does a wombat's coat feel?
I trust that it doesn't congeal.
If you give it a stroke

 

[Cymru6969]

So how does a wombat's coat feel?
I trust that it doesn't congeal.
If you give it a stroke
It's ready for a poke

 

[stickygirl]

So how does a wombat's coat feel?
I trust that it doesn't congeal.
If you give it a stroke
It's ready for a poke
You should hear, when they come, how they squeal

 

[Cymru6969]

So how does a wombat's coat feel?
I trust that it doesn't congeal.
If you give it a stroke
It's ready for a poke
You should hear, when they come, how they squeal

wombat goes wankabout

Marsupials have pockets, mate

 

[sweetsauce]

Marsupials have pockets, mate
G'day, they shout, it's their fate

Cymru

 

[Lia Monde]

Marsupials have pockets, mate
G'day, they shout, it's their fate
They gulp down the Foster's

 

[cliteatingman]

Marsupials have pockets, mate
G'day, they shout, it's their fate
They gulp down the Foster's
Like a girl who's just lost her's

 

[lycan_hitch]

Marsupials have pockets, mate
G'day, they shout, it's their fate
They gulp down the Foster's
Like a girl who's just lost her's

Marsupials have pockets, mate
G'day, they shout, it's their fate
They gulp down the Foster's
Like a girl who's just lost her's
Three pussies and a couple of dicks, not the stuff to celibate!

 

[cliteatingman]

There once was a goddess from Sparta

 

[lycan_hitch]

There once was a goddess from Sparta

There once was a goddess from Sparta
Devour-er of Blood n Cum, accomplice of Atlanta

 

[cliteatingman]

There once was a goddess from Sparta
Devour-er of Blood n Cum, accomplice of Atlanta
She hunted her prey

 

[lycan_hitch]

There once was a goddess from Sparta
Devour-er of Blood n Cum, accomplice of Atlanta
She hunted her prey

There once was a goddess from Sparta
Devour-er of Blood n Cum, accomplice of Atlanta
She hunted her prey
A Wolf in the fray..

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a goddess from Sparta
Devour-er of Blood n Cum, accomplice of Atlanta
She hunted her prey
A Wolf in the fray..
She's on the "naughty" list of Santa

 

[sweetsauce]

There once was a goddess from Sparta
Devour-er of Blood n Cum, accomplice of Atlanta
She hunted her prey
A Wolf in the fray..
She would never consider a barter

 

[sweetsauce]

There once was a stripper from France

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a stripper from France
Who didn't wear underpants