Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Matryoshka]

There once was a girl who was shy

 

[hotternow]

There once was a girl who was shy
Couldn't quite look guy in the eye

 

[Matryoshka]

There once was a girl who was shy
Couldn't quite look guy in the eye
Then she met Chuck

 

[hotternow]

There once was a girl who was shy
Couldn't quite look guy in the eye
Then she met Chuck
She wanted to fuck

 

[Matryoshka]

There once was a girl who was shy
Couldn't quite look guy in the eye
Then she met Chuck
She wanted to fuck
Now anyone can get a piece of her pie

 

[badjanus]

There once was a girl with an incredible skill

 

[sweetsauce]

There once was a girl with an incredible skill
By talking she could make men cum at will

 

[Spenser41]

There once was a girl who was shy
Couldn't quite look guy in the eye
Then she met Chuck
She wanted to fuck
Now anyone can get a piece of her pie

good one

 

[Matryoshka]

There once was a girl with an incredible skill
By talking she could make men cum at will
One day she tried singing

 

[sweetsauce]

There once was a girl with an incredible skill
By talking she could make men cum at will
One day she tried singing
The masses she's bringing

 

[hotternow]

There once was a girl with an incredible skill
By talking she could make men cum at will
One day she tried singing
The masses she's bringing
Such a mess...oh, the great semen spill!

 

[sweetsauce]

ha ha ha! great finish hotternow!

 

[Cymru6969]

She clamped his head between both legs

 

[WetBiMoose]

She clamped his head between both legs
She squeezed harder if he were to beg

 

[sweetsauce]

She clamped his head between both legs
She squeezed harder if he were to beg
His tongue licked quick

 

[WetBiMoose]

She clamped his head between both legs
She squeezed harder if he were to beg
His tongue licked quick
As he made her thighs slick

 

[sweetsauce]

She clamped his head between both legs
She squeezed harder if he were to beg
His tongue licked quick
As he made her thighs slick
She gushed like an open keg!

 

[Cymru6969]

She clamped his head between both legs
She squeezed harder if he were to beg
His tongue licked quick
As he made her thighs slick
She gushed like an open keg!

You can't spell Kegel without keg

 

[Lia Monde]

You can't spell Kegel without keg
Strengthening the muscle twixt legs

 

[sweetsauce]

You can't spell Kegel without keg
Strengthening the muscle twixt legs
Makes the grip good

 

[WetBiMoose]

You can't spell Kegel without keg
Strengthening the muscle twixt legs
Makes the grip good
As all workouts should

 

[walkawayrenee]

You can't spell Kegel without keg
Strengthening the muscle twixt legs
Makes the grip good
As all workouts should
To hold on to the vibrating egg.

 

[Lia Monde]

Jeanne became a bottle blonde

 

[sweetsauce]

Jeanne became a bottle blonde
More fun, thought she, using her wand

 

[saltysol]

Jeanne became a bottle blonde
More fun, thought she, using her wand
But she soon became dizzy