Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Matryoshka]

There once was a stripper from France
Who didn't wear underpants
She liked the breezes

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a stripper from France
Who didn't wear underpants
She liked the breezes
And prayed to Jesus

 

[mamasota]

There once was a stripper from France
Who didn't wear underpants
She liked the breezes
And prayed to Jesus
"Oh god!" every fucking chance

 

[sweetsauce]

lol my fellow lymerlitsters! hugs to you all

There once was a sailor on shore leave

 

[HellBenttoo]

There once was a sailor on shore leave
A seaman, said the rank on his sleeve

 

[sweetsauce]

There once was a sailor on shore leave
A seaman, said the rank on his sleeve
Many girls in each port

 

[HellBenttoo]

There once was a sailor on shore leave
A seaman, said the rank on his sleeve
Many girls in each port
He attempted to court

 

[sweetsauce]

There once was a sailor on shore leave
A seaman, said the rank on his sleeve
Many girls in each port
He attempted to court
The seaman's semen helped them conceive!

 

[stickygirl]

The semen, it was in a whirl

 

[Cymru6969]

The semen, it was in a whirl
And headed for our stickygirl

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The semen, it was in a whirl
And headed for our stickygirl
Flying through the air

 

[stickygirl]

The semen, it was in a whirl
And headed for our stickygirl
Flying through the air
It stuck in my hair

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The semen, it was in a whirl
And headed for our stickygirl
Flying through the air
It stuck in my hair
Now she has a little spit curl

 

[mamasota]

^ ^


I'm amazed by what gymnasts can do

 

[sweetsauce]

I'm amazed by what gymnasts can do
Their lovers must yell "whoofuckinghoo!"

 

[WetBiMoose]

I'm amazed by what gymnasts can do
Their lovers must yell "whoofuckinghoo!"
As they bend and they twist

 

[Wintermute01]

I'm amazed by what gymnasts can do
Their lovers must yell "whoofuckinghoo!"
As they bend and they twist
But do not resist

 

[stickygirl]

I'm amazed by what gymnasts can do
Their lovers must yell "whoofuckinghoo!"
As they bend and they twist
But do not resist
They can front tuck your balls as they screw

 

[Cymru6969]

I'm amazed by what gymnasts can do
Their lovers must yell "whoofuckinghoo!"
As they bend and they twist
But do not resist
They can front tuck your balls as they screw

His rugby boots were worn for sex

 

[stickygirl]

His rugby boots were worn for sex
His jockstrap hugged his manly mess

 

[Wintermute01]

His rugby boots were worn for sex
His jockstrap hugged his manly mess
His scrum cap in place

 

[Cymru6969]

His rugby boots were worn for sex
His jockstrap hugged his manly mess
His scrum cap in place
His try squirts her face

 

[stickygirl]

His rugby boots were worn for sex
His jockstrap hugged his manly mess
His scrum cap in place
His try squirts her face
Then dribbles his score on her chest

 

[jameslewis]

Sexy girl writes limericks and more

 

[sweetsauce]

Sexy girl writes limericks and more
Her passion just oozes from her core