Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[PrurientProf]

There will be much merry-making this Yule
and that's typically the holiday rule
A time to get laid
by that Santa that strayed
a discovered a new use for his tool

 

[Midnight_Man]

What if Santa is gay?

 

[Lia Monde]

There will be much merry-making this Yule
and that's typically the holiday rule
A time to get laid
by that Santa that strayed
Spreading holiday joy with his tool.

 

[travelmate2002]

What if Santa is gay?
it would make someone's day

 

[mamasota]

What if Santa is gay?
it would make someone's day
take him breakfast in bed

 

[cliteatingman]

What if Santa is gay?
it would make someone's day
take him breakfast in bed
but get eaten instead

 

[travelmate2002]

What if Santa is gay?
it would make someone's day
take him breakfast in bed
but get eaten instead
then hours of amorous play.

 

[mamasota]

What if Santa is gay?
it would make someone's day
take him breakfast in bed
but get eaten instead
then hours of amorous play.

nice! that came out very well



My neighbor Peter is greedy

 

[cliteatingman]

My neighbor Peter is greedy
He likes his women to be needy

 

[kris3kinky]

My neighbor Peter is greedy
He likes his women to be needy

He tells them what he wants

 

[travelmate2002]

My neighbor Peter is greedy
He likes his women to be needy
He tells them what he wants
then unzips his pants

 

[wombat9966]

My neighbor Peter is greedy
He likes his women to be needy
He tells them what he wants
then unzips his pants
And gets off rather speedy

 

[Lia Monde]

The 26th is bedtime for St. Nick

 

[Cymru6969]

The 26th is bedtime for St. Nick
So many elves...so hard to pick

 

[kris3kinky]

The 26th is bedtime for St. Nick
So many elves...so hard to pick

He finds one that's willing

 

[Cymru6969]

The 26th is bedtime for St. Nick
So many elves...so hard to pick
He finds one that's willing
Pipes in his filling

 

[weespanner]

The 26th is bedtime for St. Nick
So many elves...so hard to pick
He finds one that's willing
Pipes in his filling
Then proudly asks "Who wants a lick?"

 

[Lia Monde]

Poems set the mood for romance

 

[wombat9966]

Poems set the mood for romance
to put a woman into a trance

 

[Cymru6969]

Poems set the mood for romance
to put a woman in a trance
Done right, it's a cinch

 

[Lia Monde]

Poems set the mood for romance
to put a woman in a trance
Done right, it's a cinch
You'll soon be in a clinch

 

[Cymru6969]

Poems set the mood for romance
to put a woman in a trance
Done right, it's a cinch
You'll soon be in a clinch
And rhyming her out of her pants

 

[Lia Monde]

Poems set the mood for romance
To put a woman in a trance
Done right, it's a cinch
You'll soon be in a clinch
And rhyming her out of her pants

[Great concluding line, Cymru.]

Many's the woman who'll swoon for words

 

[andy_charles]

Many's the woman who'll swoon for words
Like the songs that are sung by the birds

 

[HypnosDenied]

Many's the woman who'll swoon for words
Like the songs that are sung by the birds
But a talented rogue