Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Wintermute01]

I don't think you really understand
The premise set forth by Ayn Rand
For as Atlas Shrugged

 

[Cymru6969]

I don't think you really understand
The premise set forth by Ayn Rand
For as Atlas Shrugged
Objectivists hugged

 

[saltysol]

I don't think you really understand
The premise set forth by Ayn Rand
For as Atlas Shrugged
Objectivists hugged
and Limerickists hung onto their glands

 

[jackflash81]

So this girl is actually a guy

 

[CapnCuddly]

So this girl is actually a guy
Packing more than just heat twixt the thighs

 

[jackflash81]

So this girl is actually a guy
Packing more than just heat twixt the thighs
I spotted his bulge

 

[CapnCuddly]

So this girl is actually a guy
Packing more than just heat twixt the thighs
I spotted his bulge
But thought, "why not indulge?"

 

[weespanner]

So this girl is actually a guy
Packing more than just heat twixt the thighs
I spotted his bulge
But thought, "why not indulge?"
Cos I like some filling in my pie

 

[jackflash81]

I really must get on with my day

 

[saltysol]

I really must get on with my day
Good luck...I'll stay here and play

 

[Cymru6969]

I really must get on with my day
But first, a needed roll in the hay

 

[saltysol]

I really must get on with my day
But first, a needed roll in the hay
Ouch! I found the needle

 

[AbsintheFather]

I really must get on with my day
But first, a needed roll in the hay
Ouch! I found the needle
Or, it found my penile

 

[sweetsauce]

I really must get on with my day
But first, a needed roll in the hay
Ouch! I found the needle
Or, it found my penile
A prick in the dick's no way to play

 

[Cymru6969]

I really must get on with my day
But first, a needed roll in the hay
Ouch! I found the needle
Or, it found my penile
A prick in the dick's no way to play

indeed

Even Prince Albert would agree

 

[Adre]

Even Prince Albert would agree
That Victoria looks like a 'he'

 

[Cymru6969]

Even Prince Albert would agree
That Victoria looks like a 'he'
We are not amused

 

[weespanner]

Even Prince Albert would agree
That Victoria looks like a 'he'
We are not amused
But a bit confused

 

[Cymru6969]

Even Prince Albert would agree
That Victoria looks like a 'he'
We are not amused
But a bit confused
Did she sit or stand to go pee?

 

[saltysol]

The woe of the misplaced apostrophe

 

[Cymru6969]

The woe of the misplaced apostrophe
Rivalled only by a colostomy

 

[Shadowmist99]

The woe of the misplaced apostrophe
Rivalled only by a colostomy
Unpleasantness abounds

 

[jackflash81]

The woe of the misplaced apostrophe
Rivalled only by a colostomy
Unpleasantness abounds
With a mixture of sounds

 

[weespanner]

The woe of the misplaced apostrophe
Rivalled only by a colostomy
Unpleasantness abounds
With a mixture of sounds
If the bag bursts it's a catastrophe

 

[Cymru6969]

The woe of the misplaced apostrophe
Rivalled only by a colostomy
Unpleasantness abounds
Nurses make their rounds