Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[jackflash81]

Weespanner has glorious baps

 

[Cymru6969]

Weespanner has glorious baps
Don't be fooled. They're really man-traps.

 

[jackflash81]

Weespanner has glorious baps
Don't be fooled. They're really man-traps.
Try not to stare

 

[Cymru6969]

Weespanner has glorious baps
Don't be fooled. They're really man-traps.
Try not to stare (good luck with that)
The blinding glare

 

[jackflash81]

Weespanner has glorious baps
Don't be fooled. They're really man-traps.
Try not to stare
The blinding glare
or she'll give you one of her slaps.

 

[CapnCuddly]

Awoke from my sleep with a rumble

 

[Adre]

Awoke from my sleep with a rumble
Did someone fart or just mumble?

 

[Cymru6969]

Awoke from my sleep with a rumble
Did someone fart or just mumble?
Judging by the smell

 

[jackflash81]

Awoke from my sleep with a rumble
Did someone fart or just mumble?
Judging by the smell
its not hard to tell

 

[Cymru6969]

Awoke from my sleep with a rumble
Did someone fart or just mumble?
Judging by the smell
its not hard to tell
Who had eaten cabbage crumble

 

[sweetsauce]

ewwww, not one of the nicer lymericks!

Let's think instead of fantasy sex

 

[tiny_tits]

Let's think instead of fantasy sex
Where we can be wild and no one objects

 

[Lia Monde]

Let's think instead of fantasy sex
Where we can be wild and no one objects
All the girls are beauts

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Let's think instead of fantasy sex
Where we can be wild and no one objects
All the girls are beauts
All the asses are mutes

 

[Midnight_Man]

Let's think instead of fantasy sex
Where we can be wild and no one objects
All the girls are beauts
All the asses are mutes
And no phones, no cameras, no text

 

[Cymru6969]

A trail of bread crusts brought me here

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

A trail of bread crusts brought me here
Where stood a naked woman holding a beer

 

[Midnight_Man]

A trail of bread crusts brought me here
Where stood a naked woman holding a beer
"Would you like a brew", she said.

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

A trail of bread crusts brought me here
Where stood a naked woman holding a beer
"Would you like a brew", she said.
And as I sipped, she hopped into bed

 

[Cymru6969]

A trail of bread crusts brought me here
Where stood a naked woman holding a beer
"Would you like a brew", she said.
And as I sipped, she hopped into bed
You were born 9 months later, dear

happy Mother's Day

 

[jackflash81]

I like the sound of your thong?

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

I like the sound of your thong?
It has the beat of "Bang a Gong"

 

[Lia Monde]

I like the sound of your thong?
It has the beat of "Bang a Gong"
Strung taut up the crack

 

[Cymru6969]

I like the sound of your thong?
It has the beat of "Bang a Gong"
Strung taut up the crack
Pull it tight-no slack

 

[travelmate2002]

I like the sound of your thong?
It has the beat of "Bang a Gong"
Strung taut up the crack
Pull it tight-no slack
then you could break into a song!