Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Cymru6969]

Her waxed pussy shone in the sun

 

[Ghazghkull]

Her waxed pussy shone in the sun
Magically delicious and ready for fun

 

[Cymru6969]

Her waxed pussy shone in the sun
Magically delicious and ready for fun
Sunning on the beach

 

[Matryoshka]

Her waxed pussy shone in the sun
Magically delicious and ready for fun
Sunning on the beach
Suntan lotion out of reach

 

[Ghazghkull]

Her waxed pussy shone in the sun
Magically delicious and ready for fun
Sunning on the beach
A sight taking my speech

 

[weespanner]

Her waxed pussy shone in the sun
Magically delicious and ready for fun
Sunning on the beach
Suntan lotion out of reach
Which left her with a hot gloss bun

 

[weespanner]

Her waxed pussy shone in the sun
Magically delicious and ready for fun
Sunning on the beach
A sight taking my speech
So I joined her and soon gave her one

 

[Ghazghkull]

"My grass is always greener" said Mary

 

[Lia Monde]

"My grass is always greener" said Mary
"Hunt in it to find a sweet cherry"

 

[travelmate2002]

"My grass is always greener" said Mary
"Hunt in it to find a sweet cherry"
'It might need a lick'

 

[weespanner]

"My grass is always greener" said Mary
"Hunt in it to find a sweet cherry"
'It might need a lick'
So dive in there, quick!

 

[travelmate2002]

"My grass is always greener" said Mary
"Hunt in it to find a sweet cherry"
'It might need a lick'
So dive in there, quick!
looks like the session will be merry.

 

[Cymru6969]

There was once a virgin so pure

 

[weespanner]

There was once a virgin so pure
Cos her chastity belt was secure

 

[Cymru6969]

There was once a virgin so pure
Cos her chastity belt was secure
After fifty years

 

[weespanner]

Ha! love the emoticon Cymru! X

There was once a virgin so pure
Cos her chastity belt was secure
After fifty years
It was full of smears

 

[Adre]

Ha! love the emoticon Cymru! X

There was once a virgin so pure
Cos her chastity belt was secure
After fifty years
It was full of smears
Without it she'd have been a whore

 

[Cymru6969]

Ha! love the emoticon Cymru! X

There was once a virgin so pure
Cos her chastity belt was secure
After fifty years
It was full of smears
From the annual locksmiths tour

 

[Scrubber]

She left without leaving a note

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

She left without leaving a note
even though he'd come down her throat

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She left without leaving a note
even though he'd come down her throat
He tasted so bad

 

[Scrubber]

She left without leaving a note
even though he'd come down her throat
He tasted so bad
She threw up just a tad

 

[Adre]

She left without leaving a note
even though he'd come down her throat
He tasted so bad
She threw up just a tad
And said 'I'd rather suck on a goat!'

 

[PrurientProf]

She left without leaving a note
even though he'd come down her throat
He tasted so bad
She threw up just a tad
She thought she had blown a goat

 

[PrurientProf]

or, what you said, Adre