Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[AbsintheFather]

or, what you said, Adre
Just don't say it was my Madre

 

[mamasota]

or, what you said, Adre
Just don't say it was my Madre
But Mama does know best




*Padre

 

[Cymru6969]

or, what you said, Adre
Just don't say it was my Madre
But Mama does know best
Then please show us your chest!

Mama

 

[weespanner]

or, what you said, Adre
Just don't say it was my Madre
But Mama does know best
Then please show us your chest!
Prays she does - In nomine patris...


I'm going to the burny place

 

[AbsintheFather]

Well, I'll likely meet you in Hades

 

[sleepyangel]

Well, I'll likely meet you in Hades
It's what we get for fooling the ladies

 

[Cymru6969]

Well, I'll likely meet you in Hades
It's what we get for fooling the ladies
It was SO worth it

 

[AbsintheFather]

Well, I'll likely meet you in Hades
It's what we get for fooling the ladies
It was SO worth it
To be playing on Lit

 

[Cymru6969]

Well, I'll likely meet you in Hades
It's what we get for fooling the ladies
It was SO worth it
To be playing on Lit
And the orgies back in the '80's

 

[AbsintheFather]

Unfortunately, I don't recall any of those Cy, not for lack of trying though


I wonder if they have orgies in Hell

 

[weespanner]

I wonder if they have orgies in Hell
And if the burnt pubes leave a smell?

 

[jackflash81]

Unfortunately, I don't recall any of those Cy, not for lack of trying though


I wonder if they have orgies in Hell
with plenty of heat to quell

 

[AbsintheFather]

I wonder if they have orgies in Hell
And if the burnt pubes leave a smell?
Plan ahead and shave

 

[jackflash81]

I wonder if they have orgies in Hell
And if the burnt pubes leave a smell?
Plan ahead and shave
and you'll get what you crave

 

[Cymru6969]

Unfortunately, I don't recall any of those Cy, not for lack of trying though
Well, there was a great deal more sex then at any rate. Ah to be in my 20's again

I wonder if they have orgies in Hell
They do, but sorry ladies: no lube gel

 

[weespanner]

I wonder if they have orgies in Hell
And if the burnt pubes leave a smell?
Plan ahead and shave
Or wax if you're brave

 

[Cymru6969]

I wonder if they have orgies in Hell
And if the burnt pubes leave a smell?
Plan ahead and shave
Or wax if you're brave
Old Nick likes S&M. Can you tell?

 

[AbsintheFather]

I wonder if they have orgies in Hell
And if the burnt pubes leave a smell?
Plan ahead and shave
and you'll get what you crave
The thought is causing me to swell



I wonder if they have orgies in Hell
They do, but sorry ladies: no lube gel
The anal is rough




I wonder if they have orgies in Hell
And if the burnt pubes leave a smell?
Plan ahead and shave
Or wax if you're brave
Before you check in to Satan's motel

 

[Cymru6969]

I wonder if they have orgies in Hell
They do, but sorry ladies: no lube gel
The anal is rough
You have to hang tough

 

[hotternow]

I wonder if they have orgies in Hell
They do, but sorry ladies: no lube gel
The anal is rough
You have to hang tough
But a fuck is a fuck, what the hell?

 

[Cymru6969]

I wonder if they have orgies in Hell
They do, but sorry ladies: no lube gel
The anal is rough
You have to hang tough
But a fuck is a fuck, what the hell?

Once you clear the sphincter, you're good

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Once you clear the sphincter, you're good
Try it for sure with morning wood

 

[weespanner]

Once you clear the sphincter, you're good
Try it for sure with morning wood
Like an alarm cock?

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Once you clear the sphincter, you're good
Try it for sure with morning wood
Like an alarm cock?
Your world it will rock

 

[weespanner]

Once you clear the sphincter, you're good
Try it for sure with morning wood
Like an alarm cock?
Your world it will rock
Then I'd rename you Throbbin' Hood