Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[mamasota]

^ wow-wee!

It's just too good for mere words!

 

[Cymru6969]

Once you clear the sphincter, you're good
Try it for sure with morning wood
Like an alarm cock?
Your world it will rock
Then you'll poop like a pro could

 

[kedsnbourbon]

It's just too good for mere words!
It sets you soaring with the birds

 

[Cymru6969]

It's just too good for mere words!
It sets you soaring with the birds
Heady stuff indeed

 

[weespanner]

(((Lim peeps)))

It's just too good for mere words!
It sets you soaring with the birds
Heady stuff indeed
Just pass me some weed

 

[kedsnbourbon]

It's just too good for mere words!
It sets you soaring with the birds
Heady stuff indeed
Just pass me some weed
And I'll be back for seconds and thirds

 

[Cymru6969]

Take a hit and pass to your right

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Take a hit and pass to your right
And don't bogart throughout the night.

 

[Shadowmist99]

Take a hit and pass to your right
And don't bogart throughout the night.
I'll roll another

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Take a hit and pass to your right
And don't bogart throughout the night.
I'll roll another
Just like the other

 

[Cymru6969]

Take a hit and pass to your right
And don't bogart throughout the night.
I'll roll another
Don't tell my mother

 

[weespanner]

Take a hit and pass to your right
And don't bogart throughout the night.
I'll roll another
Don't tell my mother
I won't if you give me a light

 

[sweetsauce]

Loved that one!!

I love 420 time it's true

 

[travelmate2002]

I love 420 time it's true
But why? I have no clue

 

[hotternow]

I love 420 time it's true
But why? I have no clue
Might love to partake

 

[wombat9966]

I love 420 time it's true
But why? I have no clue
Might love to partake
down by the lake

 

[travelmate2002]

I love 420 time it's true
But why? I have no clue
Might love to partake
down by the lake
under a sunny sky so blue

 

[hotternow]

I love 420 time it's true
But why? I have no clue
Might love to partake
down by the lake
With a leftover doobie or two.

 

[Cymru6969]

A pillow stifles her low moan

 

[saltysol]

A pillow stifles her low moan
as he breaks her seal with his bone

 

[Cymru6969]

A pillow stifles her low moan
as he breaks her seal with his bone
Chaste no more

 

[Cymru6969]

A pillow stifles her low moan
as he breaks her seal with his bone
Chaste no more
A wee bit sore
In her pink erogenous zone

I grew tired of waiting Jett....

 

[Adre]

I grew tired of waiting Jett....
At this stage of my life I forget

 

[Cymru6969]

I grew tired of waiting Jett....
At this stage of my life I forget
Umm, what did you say?

 

[AbsintheFather]

I grew tired of waiting Jett....
At this stage of my life I forget
Umm, what did you say?
Don't lead me astray