Write Our Own Limericks - V2

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I grew tired of waiting Jett....
At this stage of my life I forget
Umm, what did you say?
Don't lead me astray
Cos I won't find my way home, I bet!

 

[Cymru6969]

Try the Hansel and Gretel trick

 

[weespanner]

Try the Hansel and Gretel trick
Give the witches ass a good kick?

 

[Cymru6969]

Try the Hansel and Gretel trick
Give the witches ass a good kick?
Bread crumbs, silly bunt!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Try the Hansel and Gretel trick
Give the witches ass a good kick?
No, a trail of crumbs

 

[weespanner]

Try the Hansel and Gretel trick
Give the witches ass a good kick?
Bread crumbs, silly bunt!
But the birds will then hunt!


Try the Hansel and Gretel trick
Give the witches ass a good kick?
No, a trail of crumb
I'd rather boot bums

 

[Cymru6969]

Try the Hansel and Gretel trick
Give the witches ass a good kick?
Bread crumbs, silly bunt!
But the birds will then hunt!
Then they're fucked! Get GPS quick!


Try the Hansel and Gretel trick
Give the witches ass a good kick?
No, a trail of crumbs
I'd rather boot bums
It's a fetish really. I'm sick.

 

[weespanner]

^^

The woodcutter had a big chopper

 

[sweetsauce]

The woodcutter had a big chopper
Lil' Red cried "oh what a whopper!"

Wee hugs

 

[Cymru6969]

The woodcutter had a big chopper
He needs both hands to wield it proper

 

[weespanner]

The woodcutter had a big chopper
Lil' Red cried "oh what a whopper!"
What a big eye it has!


The woodcutter had a big chopper
He needs both hands to wield it proper
It was very hard

((sweets!!!)) LTNS!

 

[Cymru6969]

The woodcutter had a big chopper
Lil' Red cried "oh what a whopper!"
What a big eye it has!
She sucked it with pizzazz



The woodcutter had a big chopper
He needs both hands to wield it proper
It was very hard
And long as a yard


((sweets!!!)) LTNS!

 

[sweetsauce]

The woodcutter had a big chopper
Lil' Red cried "oh what a whopper!"
What a big eye it has!
I'm in quite a waz


The woodcutter had a big chopper
He needs both hands to wield it proper
It was very hard
measured nearly a yard

Cymru hugs

 

[sweetsauce]

lol sorry I'm double posting :blush:

 

[weespanner]

The woodcutter had a big chopper
Lil' Red cried "oh what a whopper!"
What a big eye it has!
She sucked it with pizzazz
Til he came and it turned to a flopper



The woodcutter had a big chopper
He needs both hands to wield it proper
It was very hard
And long as a yard
And adorned with a big ring of copper

 

[weespanner]

The woodcutter had a big chopper
Lil' Red cried "oh what a whopper!"
What a big eye it has!
I'm in quite a waz
And my thoughts are very improper



The woodcutter had a big chopper
He needs both hands to wield it proper
It was very hard
measured nearly a yard
Some poor girl will soon come a cropper!

 

[Adre]

You fuckers are rhyming quite well!

 

[sweetsauce]

You fuckers are rhyming quite well!
We love it can you not tell?

 

[Cymru6969]

You fuckers are rhyming quite well!
Takes one to know one. Hope you're well!

 

[weespanner]

You fuckers are rhyming quite well!
We love it can you not tell?
We're rhyming addicts


You fuckers are rhyming quite well!
Takes one to know one. Hope you're well!
Adre's always good

 

[sweetsauce]

You fuckers are rhyming quite well!
We love it can you not tell?
We're rhyming addicts
Who write of big dicks


You fuckers are rhyming quite well!
Takes one to know one. Hope you're well!
Adre's always good
With his morning wood

 

[weespanner]

You fuckers are rhyming quite well!
We love it can you not tell?
We're rhyming addicts
Who write of big dicks
And how we'll all go straight to hell


You fuckers are rhyming quite well!
Takes one to know one. Hope you're well!
Adre's always good
With his morning wood
Breakfast at his place is quite 'swell'

 

[sweetsauce]

Great finishes as always darling!

 

[weespanner]

aaww, ta! - and you're as sweet as ever, honeybunch!

 

[Lia Monde]

Sweet coated her cherry with sauce