Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[cliteatingman]

Sweet coated her cherry with sauce
It was licked every day by her boss

 

[hotternow]

Sweet coated her cherry with sauce
It was licked every day by her boss
He gave her a grin

 

[Lia Monde]

Sweet coated her cherry with sauce
It was licked every day by her boss
He gave her a grin
While slurping at her skin

 

[mamasota]

Sweet coated her cherry with sauce
It was licked every day by her boss
He gave her a grin
While slurping at her skin
She's thinking pay rise! with no remorse

 

[Lia Monde]

Juanita enjoyed risqué smut

 

[andy_charles]

Juanita enjoyed risqué smut
Except when it came to the butt

 

[hotternow]

Juanita enjoyed risqué smut
Except when it came to the butt
She would turn her eyes

 

[wombat9966]

Juanita enjoyed risqué smut
Except when it came to the butt
She would turn her eyes
and clench her thighs

 

[andy_charles]

Juanita enjoyed risqué smut
Except when it came to the butt
She would turn her eyes
and clench her thighs
And say under her breath, "Tut tut"

 

[hotternow]

While rolling around in the hay

 

[andy_charles]

While rolling around in the hay
In the hot summer sunshine of May

 

[hotternow]

While rolling around in the hay
In the hot summer sunshine of May
the tempting young lass

 

[travelmate2002]

While rolling around in the hay
In the hot summer sunshine of May
the tempting young lass
with a shapely ass

 

[andy_charles]

While rolling around in the hay
In the hot summer sunshine of May
the tempting young lass
kissed him on the ass

 

[hotternow]

While rolling around in the hay
In the hot summer sunshine of May
the tempting young lass
kissed him on the ass
As they took several hours to play.

 

[andy_charles]

A quick midnight dip in the pool

 

[hotternow]

A quick midnight dip in the pool
Can be quite fun, as a rule

 

[andy_charles]

A quick midnight dip in the pool
Can be quite fun, as a rule
As long as there's two

 

[hotternow]

A quick midnight dip in the pool
Can be quite fun, as a rule
As long as there's two
And one's not a shrew

 

[andy_charles]

A quick midnight dip in the pool
Can be quite fun, as a rule
As long as there's two
And one's not a shrew
Then practically anything's cool

 

[Cymru6969]

I rubbed the lamp found by the shore

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I rubbed the lamp found by the shore
My first wish was to fuck a whore

 

[wombat9966]

I rubbed the lamp found by the shore
My first wish was to fuck a whore
out she did pop

 

[weespanner]

I rubbed the lamp found by the shore
My first wish was to fuck a whore
out she did pop
A thong and no top

 

[wombat9966]

I rubbed the lamp found by the shore
My first wish was to fuck a whore
out she did pop
A thong and no top
So I did her until she was sore