Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[andy_charles]

Many's the woman who'll swoon for words
Like the songs that are sung by the birds
But a talented rogue
Can follow the vogue

 

[PrurientProf]

Many's the woman who'll swoon for words
Like the songs that are sung by the birds
But a talented rogue
Can follow the vogue
And strike a blow for the nerds

 

[mamasota]

Many's the woman who'll swoon for words
Like the songs that are sung by the birds
But a talented rogue
Can follow the vogue
And strike a blow for the nerds

*bravo! those are so well done, I am afraid to follow

 

[Lia Monde]

*bravo! those are so well done, I am afraid to follow

Mamasota is suddenly shy?!

 

[mamasota]

Mamasota is suddenly shy?!
Lia pondered, asking why

 

[Lia Monde]

Mamasota is suddenly shy?!
Lia pondered, asking why
Especially in Xmas attire

 

[AbsintheFather]

Mamasota is suddenly shy?!
Lia pondered, asking why
Mama blushed red

 

[Lia Monde]

Mamasota is suddenly shy?!
Lia pondered, asking why
Mama blushed red
As the hat on her head

 

[BradBigBrain]

Mamasota is suddenly shy?!
Lia pondered, asking why
Mama blushed red
As the hat on her head
Then unzipped AF's fly.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Mamasota is suddenly shy?!
Lia pondered, asking why
Especially in Xmas attire
A lacy red underwire

 

[Lia Monde]

Mamasota is suddenly shy?!
Lia pondered, asking why
Especially in Xmas attire
A lacy red underwire
And a body desired by every guy

 

[BradBigBrain]

Mamasota is suddenly shy?!
Lia pondered, asking why
Especially in Xmas attire
A lacy red underwire
Which pushed her boobs up sky high

 

[Lia Monde]

Coffee suppresses the libido

 

[Kinkster101]

Coffee suppresses the libido
Desperate to launch it like a torpedo

 

[dearc]

Coffee suppresses the libido
Desperate to launch it like a torpedo
He turned down a second cup

 

[Cymru6969]

Coffee suppresses the libido
Desperate to launch it like a torpedo
He turned down a second cup
Remembering their pre-nup

 

[weespanner]

Coffee suppresses the libido
Desperate to launch it like a torpedo
He turned down a second cup
Remembering their pre-nup
And the stain it left on his tuxedo

 

[mamasota]

Gracias, Lia, Padre and BigBadBrain for my Christmas limerick


Rudolph decided he wanted to quit

 

[Cymru6969]

Rudolph decided he wanted to quit
"Fuck this rubbish! I'm goin' legit!"

 

[Lia Monde]

Rudolph decided he wanted to quit
"Fuck this rubbish! I'm goin' legit!"
He headed to Vegas

 

[mamasota]

Rudolph decided he wanted to quit
"Fuck this rubbish! I'm goin' legit!"
He headed to Vegas
With a filly and two yuegas

 

[travelmate2002]

Rudolph decided he wanted to quit
"Fuck this rubbish! I'm goin' legit!"
He headed to Vegas
With a filly and two yuegas
where he hoped to survive on his wit.

 

[Midnight_Man]

The new year is almost here

 

[wombat9966]

The new year is almost here
So get ready to laugh and cheer

 

[mamasota]

The new year is almost here
So get ready to laugh and cheer
When the ball drops at midnight