Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[weespanner]

I only had two wishes left

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I only had two wishes left
Next was to fuck her anal cleft

 

[weespanner]

I only had two wishes left
Next was to fuck her anal cleft
And get her to scream

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I only had two wishes left
Next was to fuck her anal cleft
And get her to scream
While I shot my cream

 

[weespanner]

I only had two wishes left
Next was to fuck her anal cleft
And get her to scream
While I shot my cream
She panted my fingers were deft

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Now, with only one wish to go

 

[Cymru6969]

Now, with only one wish to go
I want more than a slutty ho

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Now, with only one wish to go
I want more than a slutty ho
An angel devine

 

[Cymru6969]

Now, with only one wish to go
I want more than a slutty ho
An angel devine
And not a bovine

 

[weespanner]

Now, with only one wish to go
I want more than a slutty ho
An angel devine
And not a bovine
Cos I 'herd' that they take things too slow

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Now, with only one wish to go
I want more than a slutty ho
An angel devine
And not a bovine
But, she'd kowtow to me and blow

 

[sweetsauce]

So the lessons I learned from the lamp

 

[Cymru6969]

Now, with only one wish to go
I want more than a slutty ho
An angel devine
And not a bovine
Cos I 'herd' that they take things too slow

*groan* A punster as well, wee?

Given one wish, I would say "Wee!"

 

[weespanner]

So the lessons I learned from the lamp
Don't wish for a cow or a tramp

 

[jackflash81]

So the lessons I learned from the lamp
Don't wish for a cow or a tramp
they'll shit on your shoes

 

[kedsnbourbon]

So the lessons I learned from the lamp
Don't wish for a cow or a tramp
they'll shit on your shoes
Give your balls the blues

 

[sweetsauce]

So the lessons I learned from the lamp
Don't wish for a cow or a tramp
they'll shit on your shoes
Give your balls the blues
It's enough to make you de-camp

Hugs to all happy lymericksters

 

[kedsnbourbon]

So the lessons I learned from the lamp
Don't wish for a cow or a tramp
they'll shit on your shoes
Give your balls the blues
It's enough to make you de-camp

Hugs to all happy lymericksters

And a happy ending to you dear sweets!

 

[weespanner]

((sweets))

All the 'lim' people shared a group hug

 

[kedsnbourbon]

All the 'lim' people shared a group hug
And some parts were really quite snug

 

[jackflash81]

All the 'lim' people shared a group hug
then ran a bath, and put in the plug

 

[weespanner]

All the 'lim' people shared a group hug
And some parts were really quite snug
A tight fit, you mean?


All the 'lim' people shared a group hug
then ran a bath, and put in the plug
A 'hot' tub indeed

 

[Cymru6969]

All the 'lim' people shared a group hug
And some parts were really quite snug
A tight fit, you mean?
No space in between



All the 'lim' people shared a group hug
then ran a bath, and put in the plug
A 'hot' tub indeed
Okay now, who peed?

 

[kedsnbourbon]

All the 'lim' people shared a group hug
And some parts were really quite snug
A tight fit, you mean?
No space in between
Is that you up my as or a plug



All the 'lim' people shared a group hug
then ran a bath, and put in the plug
A 'hot' tub indeed
Okay now, who peed?
Someone should have gave him a jug

 

[weespanner]

All the 'lim' people shared a group hug
And some parts were really quite snug
A tight fit, you mean?
No space in between
Is that you up my ass or a plug



All the 'lim' people shared a group hug
then ran a bath, and put in the plug
A 'hot' tub indeed
Okay now, who peed?
Someone should have gave him a jug

I just about spat my tea over the keyboard, thanks Keds!