Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[jackflash81]

Geez I didn't know she was young

 

[andy_charles]

Geez I didn't know she was young
But just old enough to have fun

 

[Cymru6969]

Geez I didn't know she was young
But just old enough to have fun
Grass on the wicket?

 

[weespanner]

Geez I didn't know she was young
But just old enough to have fun
Grass on the wicket?
And how! it's a thicket!

 

[hotternow]

Geez I didn't know she was young
But just old enough to have fun
Grass on the wicket?
And how! it's a thicket!
And he's banging her arse like a drum!

 

[Cymru6969]

Geez I didn't know she was young
But just old enough to have fun
Grass on the wicket?
And how! it's a thicket!
*Face palm* Here I am up her bung!

 

[andy_charles]

I really loved the way she'd moan,

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Geez I didn't know she was young
But just old enough to have fun
Grass on the wicket?
And how! it's a thicket!
Must press through... a good thing I'm hung!

 

[Cymru6969]

Geez I didn't know she was young
But just old enough to have fun
Grass on the wicket?
A fun little thicket,
With pubic dreadlocks loosely strung

Hots! You're a Lim regular!

 

[hotternow]

I really loved the way she'd moan,
Her sounds enticed me to dethrone

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I really loved the way she'd moan,
When I called her up on the phone

 

[Cymru6969]

I really loved the way she'd moan,
Bloody cow invented "fuck-tone"

 

[andy_charles]

I really loved the way she'd moan,
Her sounds enticed me to dethrone

I really loved the way she'd moan,
When I called her up on the phone

My heartbeat would race

 

[hotternow]

My heartbeat would race

She'd sit on my face


[this is really messy!]

 

[andy_charles]

I really loved the way she'd moan,
Her sounds enticed me to dethrone
My heartbeat would race
She'd sit on my face
And my tongue would make there it's home

 

[Cymru6969]

I really loved the way she'd moan,
When I called her up on the phone
Voice like a smoker



I really loved the way she'd moan,
Bloody cow invented "fuck-tone"
It's an iPhone app

 

[jackflash81]

I really loved the way she'd moan,
When I called her up on the phone
Voice like a smoker
I'd love to poke her


I really loved the way she'd moan,
Bloody cow invented "fuck-tone"
It's an iPhone app
and a bit crap

 

[andy_charles]

I really loved the way she'd moan,
When I called her up on the phone
Voice like a smoker
She begged me to choke her,
And then I'd just hear the dial tone



I really loved the way she'd moan,
Bloody cow invented "fuck-tone"
It's an iPhone app
You'll see in a snap
How quick you can make it your own

 

[hotternow]

*****

 

[Cymru6969]

I really loved the way she'd moan,
When I called her up on the phone
Voice like a smoker
I'd love to poke her
But alas, my wild oats are sewn

 

[andy_charles]

It's time to start off a new rhyme,

 

[Cymru6969]

It's time to start off a new rhyme,
The last one took way too much time

 

[weespanner]

It's time to start off a new rhyme,
The last one took way too much time
'Preview post' is my friend

 

[Cymru6969]

It's time to start off a new rhyme,
The last one took way too much time
'Preview post' is my friend
Check it and click 'send'

Adios, muchachos

 

[weespanner]

It's time to start off a new rhyme,
The last one took way too much time
'Preview post' is my friend
Check it and click 'send'
Don't forget to set an alarm chime

G'night Cym! X