Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[andy_charles]

One day I woke up and I found

 

[weespanner]

One day I woke up and I found
My girl with a freshly shaved mound

 

[andy_charles]

One day I woke up and I found
My girl with a freshly shaved mound
I licked with my tongue

 

[weespanner]

One day I woke up and I found
My girl with a freshly shaved mound
I licked with my tongue
While out my cock sprung

 

[andy_charles]

One day I woke up and I found
My girl with a freshly shaved mound
I licked with my tongue
While out my cock sprung
And made love to her upon the ground

 

[Cymru6969]

If I were king of the forest

 

[hotternow]

If I were king of the forest
('twould be the choice of the chorus)

 

[Cymru6969]

If I were king of the forest
('twould be the choice of the chorus)
My reign would be long

 

[travelmate2002]

If I were king of the forest
('twould be the choice of the chorus)
My reign would be long
and would do no wrong

 

[Cymru6969]

If I were king of the forest
('twould be the choice of the chorus)
My reign would be long
and would do no wrong
And I'd share with all my war chest

 

[AbsintheFather]

The Tinman's pecker was rusty

 

[Adre]

The Tinman's pecker was rusty
And his armpits a trifle musty

 

[Cymru6969]

The Tinman's pecker was rusty
And his armpits a trifle musty
She squirted some lube

 

[weespanner]

The Tinman's pecker was rusty
And his armpits a trifle musty
She squirted some lube
Right onto her boob

 

[Adre]

The Tinman's pecker was rusty
And his armpits a trifle musty
She squirted some lube
Right onto her boob
What was rusty now became lusty

 

[PrurientProf]

If you should voyage to Oz

 

[kedsnbourbon]

If you should voyage to Oz
For the scarecrow, take some new straws

 

[mamasota]

If you should voyage to Oz
For the scarecrow, take some new straws
I'll grease up the Tinman





*keds!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

If you should voyage to Oz
For the scarecrow, take some new straws
I'll grease up the Tinman
Oh, my! I'm sure you can.


hello, mama!

 

[AbsintheFather]

If you should voyage to Oz
For the scarecrow, take some new straws
I'll grease up the Tinman
Oh, my! I'm sure you can.
And the lion'll grab your boobs with his paws

 

[mamasota]

If you should voyage to Oz
For the scarecrow, take some new straws
I'll grease up the Tinman
Oh, my! I'm sure you can.
And the lion'll grab your boobs with his paws

purrrfect, Padre!


When Dorothy took off her shoes

 

[weespanner]

When Dorothy took off her shoes
She revealed two tiny tattoos

 

[Cymru6969]

When Dorothy took off her shoes
She revealed two tiny tattoos
Munchkin-sized ink

 

[jackflash81]

When Dorothy took off her shoes
She revealed two tiny tattoos
Munchkin-sized ink
just above her pink

 

[weespanner]

When Dorothy took off her shoes
She revealed two tiny tattoos
Munchkin-sized ink
just above her pink
Saying 'Dreams really do come true!'