Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The Wizard granted Dorothy her wish

 

[Shadowmist99]

The Wizard granted Dorothy her wish
Though surprised it was blue oyster fish

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The Wizard granted Dorothy her wish
Though surprised it was blue oyster fish
"What big fins you have" Dorothy exclaimed

 

[mysterydrink]

The Wizard granted Dorothy her wish
Though surprised it was blue oyster fish
"What big fins you have" Dorothy exclaimed

"The third line of this limerick (or the fourth for that matter but now we're getting meta) doesn't conform to meter, which is just as important to a limerick as rhyme scheme" a random poet said. "Aren't you ashamed?"

 

[Shadowmist99]

The Wizard granted Dorothy her wish
Though surprised it was blue oyster fish
"What big fins you have" Dorothy exclaimed
The fish looked away, easily shamed. (I'm just going with it...no biggie).

 

[sweetsauce]

The Wizard granted Dorothy her wish
Though surprised it was blue oyster fish
"What big fins you have" Dorothy exclaimed
The fish looked away, easily shamed. (I'm just going with it...no biggie).
It will easily over fill a big dish

 

[sweetsauce]

"Come fuck me!" red shoes she wore

 

[Adre]

"Come fuck me!" red shoes she wore
Purchased at the local slut store

 

[sweetsauce]

"Come fuck me!" red shoes she wore
Purchased at the local slut store
With no panties on

hiya Adre

 

[Adre]

"Come fuck me!" red shoes she wore
Purchased at the local slut store
With no panties on
Her bra was long gone


Hey Sweets...

 

[Cymru6969]

"Come fuck me!" red shoes she wore
Purchased at the local slut store
With no panties on
Her bra was long gone
I'll fuck 'er again. Such a chore....

Hello everyone

 

[sweetsauce]

Cymru hugs

The gyspsy laid bare on her bed

 

[Cymru6969]

Cymru hugs

The gyspsy laid bare on her bed
Silken scarves wrapped atop her head

sweetsauce

 

[sweetsauce]

The gyspsy laid bare on her bed
Silken scarves wrapped atop her head
So sexy was she

 

[Cymru6969]

The gyspsy laid bare on her bed
Silken scarves wrapped atop her head
So sexy was she
How high is her fee?

 

[Adre]

The gyspsy laid bare on her bed
Silken scarves wrapped atop her head
So sexy was she
How high is her fee?
Not much if you promise to wed

 

[Cymru6969]

She took my money, boat and home

 

[AbsintheFather]

She took my money, boat and home
Then she flew with her lover to Rome

 

[Cymru6969]

She took my money, boat and home
Then she flew with her lover to Rome
I still have my health

 

[Adre]

She took my money, boat and home
Then she flew with her lover to Rome
I still have my health
My new girlfriend's wealth

 

[AbsintheFather]

She took my money, boat and home
Then she flew with her lover to Rome
I still have my health
Mario has my wealth

 

[mamasota]

She took my money, boat and home
Then she flew with her lover to Rome
I still have my health
My new girlfriend's wealth
And she eagerly polishes my dome



Padre & Adré

 

[Adre]

Nice finish, Mama

 

[mamasota]

TY Adre, inspiration came easily



I hear the Wizard was very well hung

 

[weespanner]

(((Lim peeps)))

I hear the Wizard was very well hung
I think he'll need more than one tongue