Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[TarzanOfTheApes]

I hear the Wizard was very well hung
I think he'll need more than one tongue
Because he was unaware

 

[sweetsauce]

I hear the Wizard was very well hung
I think he'll need more than one tongue
Because he was unaware
There were many who'd dare

 

[Shadowmist99]

I hear the Wizard was very well hung
I think he'll need more than one tongue
Because he was unaware
There were many who'd dare
With a wink and a grin, he was sprung.

 

[Cymru6969]

Renting my cock out for the night

 

[Shadowmist99]

Renting my cock out for the night
First customer, lust at first sight?

 

[Adre]

Renting my cock out for the night
Is more fun than my handy Fleshlight

 

[sweetsauce]

Renting my cock out for the night
First customer, lust at first sight?
She wiggled her ass

Renting my cock out for the night
Is more fun than my handy Fleshlight
First customer up

 

[Shadowmist99]

Renting my cock out for the night
First customer, lust at first sight?
She wiggled her ass
Damn, a curvy lass

Renting my cock out for the night
Is more fun than my handy Fleshlight
First customer up
It's time to tup

 

[weespanner]

Renting my cock out for the night
First customer, lust at first sight?
She wiggled her ass
Damn, a curvy lass
I can't resist having a bite


Renting my cock out for the night
Is more fun than my handy Fleshlight
First customer up
It's time to tup
If I knew what that meant then I might!

 

[Cymru6969]

Renting my cock out for the night
First customer, lust at first sight?
She wiggled her ass
Damn, a curvy lass
I can't resist having a bite


Renting my cock out for the night
Is more fun than my handy Fleshlight
First customer up
It's time to tup
If I knew what that meant then I might!

I think she meant schtupp, did she not?

 

[hotternow]

I think she meant schtupp, did she not?
Either way, the thought made me hot,

 

[HellBenttoo]

I think she meant schtupp, did she not?
Either way, the thought made me hot,
That in and out action

 

[Cymru6969]

I think she meant schtupp, did she not?
Either way, the thought made me hot,
That in and out action
In boy & girl fashion

 

[hotternow]

I think she meant schtupp, did she not?
Either way, the thought made me hot,
That in and out action
In boy & girl fashion
It truly does hit that G-spot!

 

[Adre]

I think she meant schtupp, did she not?
Either way, the thought made me hot,
That in and out action
In boy & girl fashion
I say give me all that you got

 

[HellBenttoo]

He was on his first day of vacation

 

[sweetsauce]

Afternoon good Lymericksters s and hugs

The Lit Party was now in full swing

 

[HellBenttoo]

The Lit Party was now in full swing
With guests wearing BDSM bling

 

[hotternow]

The Lit Party was now in full swing
With guests wearing BDSM bling
The cuffs sparkle bright

 

[Cymru6969]

He was on his first day of vacation
A deserved break from vocation




The Lit Party was now in full swing
With guests wearing BDSM bling
Nice nipple ring there

 

[sweetsauce]

The Lit Party was now in full swing
With guests wearing BDSM bling
leather and whips?

 

[HellBenttoo]

The Lit Party was now in full swing
With guests wearing BDSM bling
The cuffs sparkle bright
In dungeons torchlight

 

[Cymru6969]

The Lit Party was now in full swing
With guests wearing BDSM bling
leather and whips?
and pierced cunt lips


The Lit Party was now in full swing
With guests wearing BDSM bling
The cuffs sparkle bright
In dungeons torchlight
Check out my ten carat cock ring!

 

[weespanner]

The Lit Party was now in full swing
With guests wearing BDSM bling
leather and whips?
and pierced cunt lips
Which when tribbing make a pleasant 'ting'

 

[sweetsauce]

He was on his first day of vacation
A deserved break from vocation
He played with his prick