Write Our Own Limericks - V2
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He was on his first day of vacation
A deserved break from vocation
He played with his prick
Twas really quite thick
And deserved a standing ovation!
A deserved break from vocation
He played with his prick
Twas really quite thick
And deserved a standing ovation!
sweetsauce
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Hoop earrings don't work on a puss
Could get caught! and I'm not a wuss!
Could get caught! and I'm not a wuss!
HellBenttoo
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Hoop earrings don't work on a puss
Could get caught! and I'm not a wuss!
The danger of dangle
Could get caught! and I'm not a wuss!
The danger of dangle
sweetsauce
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Hoop earrings don't work on a puss
Could get caught! and I'm not a wuss!
Imagine the pain
For no real gain..
Hoop earrings don't work on a puss
Tangle the tongue in a swoosh
Thith ith tathty!
Doesn't pay to be hasty
Could get caught! and I'm not a wuss!
Imagine the pain
For no real gain..
Hoop earrings don't work on a puss
Tangle the tongue in a swoosh
Thith ith tathty!
Doesn't pay to be hasty
Cymru6969
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Hoop earrings don't work on a puss
Could get caught! and I'm not a wuss!
Imagine the pain
For no real gain..
You won't see it in Dr. Seuss!
Hoop earrings don't work on a puss
Tangle the tongue in a swoosh
Thith ith tathty!
Doesn't pay to be hasty
Now that was worth all the fuss!
Could get caught! and I'm not a wuss!
Imagine the pain
For no real gain..
You won't see it in Dr. Seuss!
Hoop earrings don't work on a puss
Tangle the tongue in a swoosh
Thith ith tathty!
Doesn't pay to be hasty
Now that was worth all the fuss!
sweetsauce
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Hoop earrings don't work on a puss
Could get caught! and I'm not a wuss!
The danger of dangle
For sake of spangle
Could be more of a pull than a push!
Could get caught! and I'm not a wuss!
The danger of dangle
For sake of spangle
Could be more of a pull than a push!
sweetsauce
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That last one did make me wince
Cymru6969
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sweetsauce
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Let's talk no more of toys for twats
Unless it's cock, I'm up for that!
Unless it's cock, I'm up for that!
HellBenttoo
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That last one did make me wince
Lost dentures, been pussy shy since
Lost dentures, been pussy shy since
sweetsauce
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ROFLMFAO it's crazy here today!! somebody round 'em all up <looks around for Wee - she's good at that!
HellBenttoo
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Let's talk no more of toys for twats
Unless it's cock, I'm up for that!
For to play with a dong
Unless it's cock, I'm up for that!
For to play with a dong
sweetsauce
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Let's talk no more of toys for twats
Unless it's cock, I'm up for that!
For to play with a dong
Makes me break into song
Unless it's cock, I'm up for that!
For to play with a dong
Makes me break into song
sweetsauce
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That last one did make me wince
Have you seen what's happened since?
That last one did make me wince
Lost dentures, been pussy shy since
Let's talk no more of toys for twats
Unless it's cock, I'm up for that!
For to play with a dong
Makes me break into song
ok, go go go my lovelies!
Have you seen what's happened since?
That last one did make me wince
Lost dentures, been pussy shy since
Let's talk no more of toys for twats
Unless it's cock, I'm up for that!
For to play with a dong
Makes me break into song
ok, go go go my lovelies!
HellBenttoo
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Let's talk no more of toys for twats
Unless it's cock, I'm up for that!
For to play with a dong
Makes me break into song
"Just Beat It" gives me the hots.
Unless it's cock, I'm up for that!
For to play with a dong
Makes me break into song
"Just Beat It" gives me the hots.
sweetsauce
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That last one did make me wince
Have you seen what's happened since?
Pleasures abound?
That last one did make me wince
Lost dentures, been pussy shy since
Dear friend, fear not...
Have you seen what's happened since?
Pleasures abound?
That last one did make me wince
Lost dentures, been pussy shy since
Dear friend, fear not...
HellBenttoo
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That last one did make me wince
Have you seen what's happened since?
Pleasures abound?
My ship's run aground
Have you seen what's happened since?
Pleasures abound?
My ship's run aground
sweetsauce
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That last one did make me wince
Have you seen what's happened since?
Pleasures abound?
My ship's run aground
So you'll just have to rinse the prince?
That last one did make me wince
Lost dentures, been pussy shy since
Dear friend, fear not...
Being gummed is so hot <lmao>
Have you seen what's happened since?
Pleasures abound?
My ship's run aground
So you'll just have to rinse the prince?
That last one did make me wince
Lost dentures, been pussy shy since
Dear friend, fear not...
Being gummed is so hot <lmao>
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