Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[HellBenttoo]

That last one did make me wince
Lost dentures, been pussy shy since
Dear friend, fear not...
Being gummed is so hot <lmao>
A giggle from me, you evince.

 

[sweetsauce]

great line there!

Surely the point is to laugh?

 

[Adre]

Surely the point is to laugh?
That's what I say to the staff

 

[sweetsauce]

Adre hugs

Surely the point is to laugh?
That's what I say to the staff
Can they take a joke?

 

[HellBenttoo]

Surely the point is to laugh?
That's what I say to the staff
Can they take a joke?
If fun we should poke

 

[Cymru6969]

Surely the point is to laugh?
That's what I say to the staff
Can they take a joke?
If fun we should poke
Do you know what means DILLIGAF?

 

[Cymru6969]

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?

 

[HellBenttoo]

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?
Said the sticker on the back of the truck

 

[sweetsauce]

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?
Frankly No! We're Shit out of luck!

 

[HellBenttoo]

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?
Frankly No! We're Shit out of luck!
Apathetic we are

 

[wombat9966]

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?
Said the sticker on the back of the truck
I was laughing so hard


Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?
Frankly No! We're Shit out of luck
down in the dumps

 

[Cymru6969]

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?
Said the sticker on the back of the truck
I was laughing so hard
At the redneck Bard



Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?
Frankly No! We're Shit out of luck
down in the dumps
Giving Lit thread bumps


Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?
Frankly No! We're Shit out of luck!
Apathetic we are
Sitting drunk at the bar

 

[mamasota]

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?
Said the sticker on the back of the truck
I was laughing so hard
At the redneck Bard
Much ado was running amok!



Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?
Frankly No! We're Shit out of luck
down in the dumps
Giving Lit thread bumps
Instead of us getting a suck


Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?
Frankly No! We're Shit out of luck!
Apathetic we are
Sitting drunk at the bar
Down to our very last buck




GM limmers!

 

[sweetsauce]

......Great job mama!!!!

 

[sweetsauce]

So where shall we go on from here?

 

[HellBenttoo]

So where shall we go on from here?
She said as she sipped at her beer.

 

[mamasota]

So where shall we go on from here?
She said as she sipped at her beer.
My pussy's all ready

......Great job mama!!!!

my very first ménage-a-4 lol ... TY

 

[sweetsauce]

So where shall we go on from here?
She said as she sipped at her beer.
My pussy's all ready
Hold your cock steady?

 

[HellBenttoo]

So where shall we go on from here?
She said as she sipped at her beer.
My pussy's all ready
Will you hold your cock steady?
And stop trying to poke in my rear?

 

[MausAss]

So where shall we go on from here?
She said as she sipped at her beer.
My pussy's all ready
Hold your cock steady?
It is a perfect fit I hear

 

[sweetsauce]

lmao HB you men are all the same...offered a nice ready pussy and you go for the ass...lmaoo...tff

 

[mamasota]

love it! HB


*you know it, saucey


But she wanted a little bit more

 

[HellBenttoo]

But she wanted a little bit more
didn't matter his pecker was sore

 

[weespanner]

But she wanted a little bit more
didn't matter his pecker was sore
She gave it a kiss

 

[sweetsauce]

But she wanted a little bit more
didn't matter his pecker was sore
He had to man up