Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[HellBenttoo]

But she wanted a little bit more
didn't matter his pecker was sore
He had to man up
mama wanted a schtup

 

[sweetsauce]

But she wanted a little bit more
didn't matter his pecker was sore
She gave it a kiss
He felt so much bliss

But she wanted a little bit more
didn't matter his pecker was sore
He had to man up
mama wanted a schtup
That girl was really hard-core!

 

[HellBenttoo]

But she wanted a little bit more
didn't matter his pecker was sore
She gave it a kiss
He felt so much bliss
Cocksucking she knew he'd adore!

 

[HellBenttoo]

Sauce on his meat made him smile

 

[sweetsauce]

Sauce on his meat made him smile
Sweet and piquant, the best for a while

 

[HellBenttoo]

Sauce on his meat made him smile
Sweet and piquant, the best for a while
'twas such a delectable sight

 

[weespanner]

Sauce on his meat made him smile
Sweet and piquant, the best for a while
'twas such a delectable sight
He shagged her all night

 

[HellBenttoo]

Sauce on his meat made him smile
Sweet and piquant, the best for a while
a delectable sight
He shagged her all night
with vigor and vim, but no style.

 

[mamasota]

LMAO @ "she wanted a little more" Nicely done Sweets and HB


It is a wee bit chilly outside

 

[HellBenttoo]

It is a wee bit chilly outside
Erect nipples are so hard to hide

 

[weespanner]

It is a wee bit chilly outside
Erect nipples are so hard to hide
So let them pop out

 

[HellBenttoo]

It is a wee bit chilly outside
Erect nipples are so hard to hide
So let them pop out
As you wander about

 

[Shadowmist99]

It is a wee bit chilly outside
Erect nipples are so hard to hide
So let them pop out
No shrinking, stand proud

 

[weespanner]

It is a wee bit chilly outside
Erect nipples are so hard to hide
So let them pop out
As you wander about
And smile when the guys get tongue-tied

 

[Shadowmist99]

It is a wee bit chilly outside
Erect nipples are so hard to hide
So let them pop out
As you wander about
And accept all the leers in stride

 

[weespanner]

It is a wee bit chilly outside
Erect nipples are so hard to hide
So let them pop out
No shrinking, stand proud
Or else you can leave your coat tied

 

[HellBenttoo]

There once was a big titted tease

 

[weespanner]

There once was a big titted tease
They dangled down to her knees

 

[mamasota]

There once was a big titted tease
They dangled down to her knees
When she fellated her man





*nice one with the chill, (((((wee))))

 

[HellBenttoo]

There once was a big titted tease
They dangled down to her knees
When she fellated her man
They spread like a fan

 

[weespanner]

There once was a big titted tease
They dangled down to her knees
When she fellated her man
They spread like a fan
And cooled them both down with the breeze

ty ((mama))

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The porn queen was really nervous

 

[tiny_tits]

The porn queen was really nervous
It was more men than she ever serviced

 

[HellBenttoo]

The porn queen was really nervous
It was more men than she ever serviced
But she sucked it up

 

[weespanner]

The porn queen was really nervous
It was more men than she ever serviced
But she sucked it up
And spat in a cup