Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[tiny_tits]

The porn queen was really nervous
It was more men than she ever serviced
But she sucked it up
Enough to fill a cup

 

[HellBenttoo]

The porn queen was really nervous
It was more men than she ever serviced
But she sucked it up
And spat in a cup
Her fucking ability proved thus.

 

[HellBenttoo]

The porn queen was really nervous
It was more men than she ever serviced
But she sucked it up
Enough to fill a cup
pulled not quite a train, but a bus.

 

[Adre]

The porn queen was really nervous
It was more men than she ever serviced
But she sucked it up
Enough to fill a cup
And never a drop by her missed

 

[HellBenttoo]

A farmer was sowing his seed

 

[Cymru6969]

A farmer was sowing his seed
Knowing well the mouths he must feed

 

[weespanner]

A farmer was sowing his seed
Knowing well the mouths he must feed
He was in a rut

 

[Cymru6969]

A farmer was sowing his seed
Knowing well the mouths he must feed
He was in a rut
He must bust his nut

 

[Adre]

A farmer was sowing his seed
Knowing well the mouths he must feed
He was in a rut
He must bust his nut
Cos farmers have a real need

 

[weespanner]

A farmer was sowing his seed
Knowing well the mouths he must feed
He was in a rut
He must bust his nut
For the ten kids that he helped to breed

 

[Cymru6969]

A farmer was sowing his seed
Knowing well the mouths he must feed
He was in a rut
He must bust his nut
For the ten kids that he helped to breed

Catholic no doubt

His wife was full of surprises

 

[Adre]

His wife was full of surprises
Though Leo she claimed to be Pisces

 

[BradBigBrain]

Catholic no doubt

His wife was full of surprises
The way she'd dress in disguises

 

[Cymru6969]

His wife was full of surprises
Though Leo she claimed to be Pisces
She can't hide her stripes


His wife was full of surprises
The way she'd dress in disguises
Today? Groucho Marx

 

[weespanner]

His wife was full of surprises
Though Leo she claimed to be Pisces
She can't hide her stripes
Or tie up her pipes


His wife was full of surprises
The way she'd dress in disguises
Today? Groucho Marx
'Nice tache!' he remarks

 

[Cymru6969]

His wife was full of surprises
Though Leo she claimed to be Pisces
She can't hide her stripes
Or tie up her pipes
But still her hubby's cock rises

His wife was full of surprises
The way she'd dress in disguises
Today? Groucho Marx
'Nice tache!' he remarks
Tomorrow? Cher, he surmises

 

[Lia Monde]

May's breasts were gigantically large

 

[weespanner]

May's breasts were gigantically large
To move them she rented a barge

 

[hotternow]

May's breasts were gigantically large
To move them she rented a barge
The dock men all swooned

 

[travelmate2002]

May's breasts were gigantically large
To move them she rented a barge
The dock men all swooned
at her movements well tuned

 

[hotternow]

May's breasts were gigantically large
To move them she rented a barge
The dock men all swooned
at her movements well tuned
And her nipples gave each one a charge.

 

[Cymru6969]

I prefer my nipples in pairs

 

[Sundayschild]

I prefer my nipples in pairs
it allows for symmetrical stares

 

[weespanner]

I prefer my nipples in pairs
it allows for symmetrical stares
If there's only one

 

[Sundayschild]

I prefer my nipples in pairs
it allows for symmetrical stares
If there's only one
it unbalances the fun