Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[kedsnbourbon]

The new year is almost here
So get ready to laugh and cheer
When the ball drops at midnight
Find a friend and hold them tight

 

[Midnight_Man]

he new year is almost here
So get ready to laugh and cheer
When the ball drops at midnight
Find a friend and hold them tight
Light a cigar and drink a beer

 

[Lia Monde]

Tina finished the year with a bang

 

[TwoShades]

Tina finished the year with a bang
She had an old friend that she rang

 

[Lia Monde]

Tina finished the year with a bang
She had an old friend that she rang
Both had a strong need

 

[PrurientProf]

Tina finished the year with a bang
She had an old friend that she rang
Both had a strong need
No need for them to plead

 

[mamasota]

Tina finished the year with a bang
She had an old friend that she rang
Both had a strong need
No need for them to plead
While lustily riding the Mustang

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a woman up late

 

[PrurientProf]

There once was a woman up late
Wishing she'd had a hot date

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a woman up late
Wishing she'd had a hot date
She sashayed her curves

 

[PrurientProf]

There once was a woman up late
Wishing she'd had a hot date
She sashayed her curves
Promised more than hors d'oeuvres

 

[Kinkster101]

There once was a woman up late
Wishing she'd had a hot date
She sashayed her curves
Promised more than hors d'oeuvres
Desperately searching for a mate

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a woman up late
Wishing she'd had a hot date
She sashayed her curves
Promised more than hors d'oeuvres
And longing to have her twat ate.

 

[mamasota]

Peter Punt was a very shy man

 

[Lia Monde]

Peter Punt was a very shy man
But desired to be a virile ram

 

[wombat9966]

Peter Punt was a very shy man
But desired to be a virile ram
He took a little blue pill

 

[HellBenttoo]

Peter Punt was a very shy man
But desired to be a virile ram
He took a little blue pill
But was ladyless still

 

[mamasota]

Peter Punt was a very shy man
But desired to be a virile ram
He took a little blue pill
But was ladyless still
And spent his nights on video-cam!

 

[Lia Monde]

A pretty woman was fond of phallus

 

[1sickbastard]

A pretty woman was fond of phallus
So she headed on down to Dallas

 

[wombat9966]

A pretty woman was fond of phallus
So she headed on down to Dallas
A handsome stud she did spy

 

[HellBenttoo]

A pretty woman was fond of phallus
So she headed on down to Dallas
A handsome stud she did spy
but 'twas merely a drive-by

 

[mamasota]

A pretty woman was fond of phallus
So she headed on down to Dallas
A handsome stud she did spy
but 'twas merely a drive-by
Oh how could he be so callous.

 

[Lia Monde]

Joy preferred going commando

 

[LoveToLurk]

Joy preferred going commando
while wearing short skirts around Orlando