Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[MattWolf]

Joy preferred going commando
while wearing short skirts around Orlando
Come the winter season

 

[Lia Monde]

Joy preferred going commando
while wearing short skirts around Orlando
Come the winter season
She'd bend over for fun

 

[travelmate2002]

Joy preferred going commando
while wearing short skirts around Orlando
Come the winter season
She'd bend over for fun
while she waited for her man Fernando.

 

[HellBenttoo]

Sir John was a randy old goat

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Sir John was a randy old goat
Hiding his wood under his coat

 

[MattWolf]

Sir John was a randy old goat
Hiding his wood under his coat
His cock was so big

 

[mamasota]

Sir John was a randy old goat
Hiding his wood under his coat
His cock was so big
When he needed a frig

 

[Cymru6969]

Sir John was a randy old goat
Hiding his wood under his coat
His cock was so big
When he needed a frig
He lowered it across the moat

 

[Lia Monde]

Vacations are time for a tryst

 

[travelmate2002]

Vacations are time for a tryst
that's when you go through the list

 

[HellBenttoo]

Vacations are time for a tryst
that's when you go through the list
to find that someone

 

[Cymru6969]

Vacations are time for a tryst
that's when you go through the list
to find that someone
for bare naked fun

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Vacations are time for a tryst
that's when you go through the list
to find that someone
for bare naked fun
Could be someone you've never kissed

 

[Cymru6969]

The clock struck twelve, so pucker up

 

[Lia Monde]

The clock struck twelve, so pucker up
As all prepare to raise a cup

 

[tiny_tits]

The clock struck twelve, so pucker up
As all prepare to raise a cup
But when the clock struck twelve oh one

 

[wombat9966]

The clock struck twelve, so pucker up
As all prepare to raise a cup
But when the clock struck twelve oh one
all the revelers were struck dumb

 

[Cymru6969]

The clock struck twelve, so pucker up
As all prepare to raise a cup
But when the clock struck twelve oh one
all the revelers were struck dumb
By the choice to snog, suck or schtup

 

[Lia Monde]

Kim made a New Year's resolution

 

[cliteatingman]

Kim made a New Year's resolution
To participate in sex revolution

 

[Lia Monde]

Kim made a New Year's resolution
To participate in the sex revolution
At midnite she went wild

 

[travelmate2002]

Kim made a New Year's resolution
To participate in the sex revolution
At midnite she went wild
strange for one so mild

 

[Cymru6969]

Kim made a New Year's resolution
To participate in the sex revolution
At midnite she went wild
strange for one so mild
Shy teacher of elocusion

 

[Lia Monde]

2014 was a time for reflection

 

[mamasota]

2014 was a time for reflection
aulde lang syne was due for inspection