Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[stickygirl]

I've often wondered about pussies
Why so afraid of the ruskies?
Must be the fur hats
that look like dead cats

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I've often wondered about pussies
Why so afraid of the ruskies?
Must be the fur hats
that look like dead cats
They're just a bunch of wussies

 

[weespanner]

I've often wondered about pussies
Why so afraid of the ruskies?
Must be the fur hats
that look like dead cats
And get attacked by all the huskies

 

[jameslewis]

She lay in bed dreaming of dick

 

[weespanner]

She lay in bed dreaming of dick
And woke up with thighs that were slick

 

[sweetsauce]

She lay in bed dreaming of dick
And woke up with thighs that were slick
Taking matters in hand

hugs lovely lim folks

 

[jameslewis]

She lay in bed dreaming of dick
And woke up with thighs that were slick
Taking matters in hand
the feeling was grand

 

[weespanner]

((sweets))

She lay in bed dreaming of dick
And woke up with thighs that were slick
Taking matters in hand
the feeling was grand
Cos her vibrator was extra thick

 

[Lia Monde]

The lace on her bra was divine

 

[Shadowmist99]

The lace on her bra was divine
Which allowed her nipples to shine

 

[Lia Monde]

The lace on her bra was divine
Which allowed her nipples to shine
They soon became hard

 

[sweetsauce]

The lace on her bra was divine
Which allowed her nipples to shine
They soon became hard
When she dropped her guard

 

[Lia Monde]

The lace on her bra was divine
Which allowed her nipples to shine
They soon became hard
When she dropped her guard
And let a stranger on her melons to dine.

 

[sweetsauce]

Lol Lia...great finish

Melons are a beautiful Fruit

 

[Lia Monde]

Melons are a beautiful Fruit
So tasty the men whistle and hoot

 

[sweetsauce]

Melons are a beautiful Fruit
So tasty the men whistle and hoot
Cup them in your hand

 

[Lia Monde]

Melons are a beautiful Fruit
So tasty the men whistle and hoot
Cup them in your hand
And squeeze the bountiful gland

 

[travelmate2002]

Melons are a beautiful Fruit
So tasty the men whistle and hoot
Cup them in your hand
And squeeze the bountiful gland
never know what it might shoot

 

[mamasota]

(((((GM all))))


Those pussies were not what I meant

 

[sweetsauce]

Those pussies were not what I meant
A source of a great deal of dissent

Mama hugs

 

[weespanner]

(((Lovely Lit-Lim ladies)))

Those pussies were not what I meant
A source of a great deal of dissent
Some like them shaved bare

 

[BradBigBrain]

Those pussies were not what I meant
A source of a great deal of dissent
Some like them shaved bare
Others? With untamed hair

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

Those pussies were not what I meant
A source of a great deal of dissent
Some like them shaved bare
Others? With untamed hair
But licking them is time well spent

 

[jackflash81]

I'd love to join the mile high club

 

[weespanner]

I'd love to join the mile high club
Beats eating nasty airline grub