Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[MausAss]

I'd love to join the mile high club
Beats eating nasty airline grub
I strip 'til I'm nude

 

[AbsintheFather]

I'd love to join the mile high club
Beats eating nasty airline grub
I strip 'til I'm nude
Eat pussy for food

 

[weespanner]

I'd love to join the mile high club
Beats eating nasty airline grub
I strip 'til I'm nude
Eat pussy for food
While she gives my penis a rub

 

[MausAss]

I'm cumming on the airplane floor

 

[weespanner]

I'm cumming on the airplane floor
While over the ocean we soar

 

[sweetsauce]

I'm cumming on the airplane floor
While over the ocean we soar
The air miles I get

Wee! hugs

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

I'm cumming on the airplane floor
While over the ocean we soar
The air miles I get
While being a hit

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I'm cumming on the airplane floor
While over the ocean we soar
The air miles I get
Always make me wet

 

[weespanner]

I'm cumming on the airplane floor
While over the ocean we soar
The air miles I get
While being a hit
Always have me begging for more



I'm cumming on the airplane floor
While over the ocean we soar
The air miles I get
Always make me wet
Collecting them just makes me pour

 

[Lia Monde]

Veggies are Kay's favorite toys

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

Veggies are Kay's favorite toys
She plays with them when there are no boys

 

[Lia Monde]

Veggies are Kay's favorite toys
She plays with them when there are no boys
They're fresh and they're stiff

 

[AbsintheFather]

Veggies are Kay's favorite toys
She plays with them when there are no boys
They're fresh and they're stiff
I love her new .gif

 

[mamasota]

Veggies are Kay's favorite toys
She plays with them when there are no boys
They're fresh and they're stiff
I love her new .gif
Makes me want to stuff some vegan hoi-polois

 

[weespanner]

((mama))

While reading an erotic book

 

[HellBenttoo]

While reading an erotic book
"bout a waitress and an over-sexed cook

 

[weespanner]

don't think I've read that one - yet!


While reading an erotic book
"bout a waitress and an over-sexed cook
After a late shift

 

[HellBenttoo]

While reading an erotic book
"bout a waitress and an over-sexed cook
After a late shift
Dirty mind set adrift

 

[weespanner]

While reading an erotic book
"bout a waitress and an over-sexed cook
After a late shift
Dirty mind set adrift
He made a cream pie in her nook

 

[HellBenttoo]

While riding her bicycle nude

 

[weespanner]

While riding her bicycle nude
The warm breeze put her in the mood

 

[HellBenttoo]

While riding her bicycle nude
The warm breeze put her in the mood
The seat cleaved her bun

 

[weespanner]

While riding her bicycle nude
The warm breeze put her in the mood
The seat cleaved her bun
High saddles are fun

 

[PrurientProf]

While riding her bicycle nude
The warm breeze put her in the mood
The seat cleaved her bun
High saddles are fun
As she courted looks so lewd

 

[HellBenttoo]

While riding her bicycle nude
The warm breeze put her in the mood
The seat cleaved her bun
High saddles are fun
Thus her going was coming, she's shrewd!