Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[PanamaJaxxx]

While the boy was pleasuring his lass

 

[weespanner]

While the boy was pleasuring his lass
His fingers dug into her ass

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

While the boy was pleasuring his lass
His fingers dug into her ass
This made the girl buck

 

[weespanner]

While the boy was pleasuring his lass
His fingers dug into her ass
This made the girl buck
And scream 'Holy fuck!'

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

While the boy was pleasuring his lass
His fingers dug into her ass
This made the girl buck
And scream 'Holy fuck!'
Take it with my knees on the grass

 

[weespanner]

The picnic had been a success

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

The picnic had been a success
But there was something she had to confess

 

[weespanner]

The picnic had been a success
But there was something she had to confess
They'd shagged on the food

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

The picnic had been a success
But there was something she had to confess
They'd shagged on the food
Which elevated her mood

 

[weespanner]

The picnic had been a success
But there was something she had to confess
They'd shagged on the food
Which elevated her mood
Cos she knew he would lick off the mess

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

The picnic had been a success
But there was something she had to confess
They'd shagged on the food
Which elevated her mood
Cos she knew he would lick off the mess

A success indeed!

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

There once was a sailor in port

 

[weespanner]

There once was a sailor in port
Looking for a female escort

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

There once was a sailor in port
Looking for a female escort
His cock was all hard

 

[weespanner]

There once was a sailor in port
Looking for a female escort
His cock was all hard
So he called the coast guard

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

There once was a sailor in port
Looking for a female escort
His cock was all hard
So he called the coast guard
And they cheered him on with a snort

 

[sweetsauce]

What fun to be found on a toilet wall

 

[cliteatingman]

What fun to be found on a toilet wall
Wisdom on the restroom stall

 

[sweetsauce]

What fun to be found on a toilet wall
Wisdom on the restroom stall
Who to fuck?

 

[Shadowmist99]

What fun to be found on a toilet wall
Wisdom on the restroom stall
Who to fuck?
Who to suck?

 

[sweetsauce]

What fun to be found on a toilet wall
Wisdom on the restroom stall
Who to fuck?
Who to suck?
Anything you want, you can find it all!

 

[Lia Monde]

Todd went to the grocery to flirt

 

[travelmate2002]

Todd went to the grocery to flirt
in just a vest without a shirt

 

[sweetsauce]

Todd went to the grocery to flirt
in just a vest without a shirt
He needed to mate

 

[MausAss]

Todd went to the grocery to flirt
in just a vest without a shirt
He needed to mate
But he was too late