Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[1sickbastard]

2014 was a time for reflection
aulde lang syne was due for inspection
As the hour drew near

 

[cliteatingman]

2014 was a time for reflection
aulde lang syne was due for inspection
As the hour drew near
I sipped on my beer

 

[mamasota]

2014 was a time for reflection
aulde lang syne was due for inspection
As the hour drew near
I sipped on my beer
and felt the stirring of my erection

 

[Lia Monde]

2014 was a time for reflection
aulde lang syne was due for inspection
To ponder the good

 

[wombat9966]

2014 was a time for reflection
aulde lang syne was due for inspection
To ponder the good
and see where i stood

 

[travelmate2002]

2014 was a time for reflection
aulde lang syne was due for inspection
To ponder the good
and see where i stood
after getting a notice for eviction.

 

[PrurientProf]

Baby it's cold outside today

 

[wombat9966]

Baby it's cold outside today
And it's only going to get colder they say,

 

[Cymru6969]

Baby it's cold outside today
And it's only going to get colder they say,
Her high beams are on

 

[Lia Monde]

Baby it's cold outside today
And it's only going to get colder they say,
Her high beams are on
Hoping for a warm dawn

 

[LoveToLurk]

Baby it's cold outside today
And it's only going to get colder they say,
Her high beams are on
Hoping for a warm dawn
Or at least a mighty fun lay.

 

[Lia Monde]

Emma's stretching caused a camel toe

 

[LoveToLurk]

Emma's stretching caused a camel toe
Her undies snuck up her twat from below

 

[Cymru6969]

Emma's stretching caused a camel toe
Her undies snuck up her twat from below
A coin slot was made

 

[thesexdoktor]

Emma's stretching caused a camel toe
Her undies snuck up her twat from below

a finger slipped between the lips
and Emma raised her parted hips

 

[mamasota]

Emma's stretching caused a camel toe
Her undies snuck up her twat from below
A coin slot was made
Much too deep, I'm afraid

 

[Lia Monde]

Emma's stretching caused a camel toe
Her undies snuck up her twat from below
A coin slot was made
Much too deep, I'm afraid
Causing her pretty privates to show.

[Hola, MS]

 

[Lia Monde]

The call girl had much to confess

 

[Shadowmist99]

The call girl had much to confess[/QUOTE]
While slipping out of her red cocktail dress

 

[cliteatingman]

The call girl had much to confess
While slipping out of her red cocktail dress
So she got on her knees

 

[LoveToLurk]

The call girl had much to confess
While slipping out of her red cocktail dress
So she got on her knees
And said, "Fuck me please!!"

 

[Lia Monde]

The call girl had much to confess
While slipping out of her red cocktail dress
So she got on her knees
And said, "Fuck me please!!"
Then took it deep to relieve her stress

 

[Lia Monde]

The cold made the cheerleader shiver

 

[Shadowmist99]

The cold made the cheerleader shiver
Her nips pointy and breasts aquiver.

 

[Lia Monde]

The cold made the cheerleader shiver
Her nips pointy and breasts aquiver.
So she jumped and bounced