Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[mamasota]

Todd went to the grocery to flirt
in just a vest without a shirt
He needed to mate
But he was too late
The bagman was under her skirt!




hola Maus!

 

[sweetsauce]

Todd went to the grocery to flirt
in just a vest without a shirt
He needed to mate
But he was too late
He felt down and a little bit hurt

 

[sweetsauce]

Sex in high heels is exciting

 

[MausAss]

Sex in high heels is exciting
The sight was very inviting

 

[sweetsauce]

Sex in high heels is exciting
The sight was very inviting
Legs look so long

 

[mamasota]

Sex in high heels is exciting
The sight was very inviting
Legs look so long
Makes a bulge in his schlong

 

[MausAss]

Sex in high heels is exciting
The sight was very inviting
Legs look so long
Makes a bulge in his schlong
Fucks her hard and add some biting

hola back and hi sweet

 

[WetBiMoose]

Her melons were ripe and juicy

 

[sweetsauce]

Her melons were ripe and juicy
They were a pair of beauties

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Her melons were ripe and juicy
They were a pair of beauties
Her bra came off

 

[sweetsauce]

Her melons were ripe and juicy
They were a pair of beauties
Her bra came off
Her tits so soft

 

[Cymru6969]

Her melons were ripe and juicy
They were a pair of beauties
Her bra came off
Her tits so soft
Porn version of 'I Love Lucy'

 

[AbsintheFather]

Her melons were ripe and juicy
They were a pair of beauties
Her bra came off
Her tits so soft
Porn version of 'I Love Lucy'

Hahaaa, that's too funny.


Ethyl and Lucy and Ricky and Fred

 

[Shadowmist99]

Ethyl and Lucy and Ricky and Fred
Shouldn't they have all ended up in bed?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Ethyl and Lucy and Ricky and Fred
Shouldn't they have all ended up in bed?
They'd have sex in a pile


Hi Shadow

 

[HellBenttoo]

Ethyl and Lucy and Ricky and Fred
Shouldn't they have all ended up in bed?
They'd have sex in a pile
1950's style

 

[AbsintheFather]

Ethyl and Lucy and Ricky and Fred
Shouldn't they have all ended up in bed?
They'd have sex in a pile
1950's style
And licking Lucy's bush of flaming red

 

[sweetsauce]

lmao...very funny hugs Lim folks!

70's cocktail parties made for swinging

 

[stickygirl]

70's cocktail parties made for swinging
Just look at the perms and the flairs they are bringing

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

70's cocktail parties made for swinging
Just look at the perms and the flairs they are bringing
With the disco beat

 

[Lia Monde]

70's cocktail parties made for swinging
Just look at the perms and the flairs they are bringing
With the disco beat
Tight bellbottoms showcasing meat

 

[sweetsauce]

70's cocktail parties made for swinging
Just look at the perms and the flairs they are bringing
With the disco beat
Tight bellbottoms showcasing meat
For multiple fuck partners they were mingling!

 

[Lia Monde]

Bikinis stretched tight on the beach

 

[jameslewis]

Bikinis stretched tight on the beach
Plump rumps were just out of reach

 

[Lia Monde]

Bikinis stretched tight on the beach
Plump rumps were just out of reach
They wiggled and shook