Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[jameslewis]

Bikinis stretched tight on the beach
Plump rumps were just out of reach
They wiggled and shook
So I put down my book

 

[Lia Monde]

Bikinis stretched tight on the beach
Plump rumps were just out of reach
They wiggled and shook
So I put down my book
And devoured her fuzzy, sweet peach.

 

[Lia Monde]

His entry was wide, hard and slick

 

[jameslewis]

His entry was wide, hard and slick
He parted her lips with his dick

 

[Cymru6969]

His entry was wide, hard and slick
He parted her lips with his dick
To the hilt he went

 

[travelmate2002]

His entry was wide, hard and slick
He parted her lips with his dick
To the hilt he went
but was to repent

 

[Cymru6969]

His entry was wide, hard and slick
He parted her lips with his dick
To the hilt he went
but was to repent
Her hubby's gun to his head--click

 

[sweetsauce]

lmfao Cymru...great finish said the actress to the bishop...lol

Said the actress to the bishop in bed

 

[AbsintheFather]

Said the actress to the bishop in bed
You could remove the mitre from your head

 

[Cymru6969]

Said the actress to the bishop in bed
You could remove the mitre from your head
But thy rod and staff

 

[hotternow]

Said the actress to the bishop in bed
You could remove the mitre from your head
But thy rod and staff
Might give me a laugh

 

[AbsintheFather]

Said the actress to the bishop in bed
You could remove the mitre from your head
But thy rod and staff
Might give me a laugh,
and I'm only a nun in the films, she said

 

[sweetsauce]

ROFL very good! hugs all

 

[Lia Monde]

A great dane was clearly in heat.

 

[PanamaJaxxx]

A great dane was clearly in heat.
Searching for a companion to meet.

 

[xxxLunaxxx]

A great dane was clearly in heat.
Searching for a companion to meet.
She howled to the moon

 

[jameslewis]

A great dane was clearly in heat.
Searching for a companion to meet.
She howled to the moon
But then all too soon

 

[xxxLunaxxx]

A great dane was clearly in heat.
Searching for a companion to meet.
She howled to the moon
But then all too soon
Her owner dragged her in from the street.


Red-headed girls are often called bitchy

 

[Lia Monde]

Red-headed girls are often called bitchy
Despite hot bods and faces so pretty

 

[tiny_tits]

Red-headed girls are often called bitchy
Despite hot bods and faces so pretty
Connecting the freckles is always fun

 

[mamasota]

Red-headed girls are often called bitchy
Despite hot bods and faces so pretty
Connecting the freckles is always fun
Face and shoulders, down to her juicy bun

 

[sweetsauce]

Red-headed girls are often called bitchy
Despite hot bods and faces so pretty
Connecting the freckles is always fun
Face and shoulders, down to her juicy bun
She's soon purring as you explore her clitty

 

[mamasota]

(((((saucey))))


What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?

 

[sweetsauce]

What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?

Mama hugs

 

[MausAss]

What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?
Sausage or pussy?