Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[Shadowmist99]

What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?
Pussy or cock?

 

[sweetsauce]

What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?
Sausage or pussy?
He wasn't fussy


What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?
Pussy or cock?
Depends what's in stock

 

[AbsintheFather]

What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?
Sausage or pussy?
He ordered it bushy



What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?
Pussy or cock?
The chef feigned shock

 

[AbsintheFather]

What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?
Sausage or pussy?
He wasn't fussy
Especially for a beginner




What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?
Pussy or cock?
Depends what's in stock
Being bi, either way he was a winner

 

[MausAss]

I'm starting with these two.


What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?
Sausage or pussy?
He wasn't fussy
Best of both worlds was a winner


What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?
Pussy or cock?
Depends what's in stock
With cocks he was a beginner

 

[MausAss]

What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?
Sausage or pussy?
He ordered it bushy
Too hairy, he needed it thinner


What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?
Pussy or cock?
The chef feigned shock
Unzipped and asked him to pin her

 

[sweetsauce]

Lmao AF and Maus...great finishes! hugs both

What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?
Sausage or pussy?
He ordered it bushy
Then decided he'd rather be thinner!




What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?
Pussy or cock?
The chef feigned shock
But secretly he was such a grinner!

 

[weespanner]

What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?
Sausage or pussy?
He ordered it bushy
Cos he enjoyed his tongue within 'er


What did Mr Palmer want for dinner?
Was he a saint or was he a sinner?
Pussy or cock?
The chef feigned shock
And sliced it a little bit thinnner

(((Lim folk)))

 

[sweetsauce]

Lmaooo...I so love it when we're all posting Wee hugs

 

[stickygirl]

^^^ yeppers
The chef had a massive big cleaver

 

[AbsintheFather]

Lmaooo...I so love it when we're all posting Wee hugs

Yeah - Nice work Maus!

 

[AbsintheFather]

The chef had a massive big cleaver
His assistant was hot as a fever



(saving the obvious rhyme for last)

 

[MausAss]

The chef had a massive big cleaver
And a very tight little beaver

yes awesome everyone and Absinth we had pretty much the same idea

Edit: obviously not saving obvious rhyme for last

 

[sweetsauce]

nice work from everyone...Sticky hugs

The chef had a massive big cleaver
Not that he'd ever deceive 'er

 

[MausAss]

The chef had a massive big cleaver
His assistant was hot as a fever
His favorite meat



The chef had a massive big cleaver
Not that he'd ever deceive 'er
But sometimes he thought



The chef had a massive big cleaver
And a very tight little beaver
Welcoming newcomers

 

[AbsintheFather]

The chef had a massive big cleaver
And a very tight little beaver
A pretty little gash



Edit: obviously not saving obvious rhyme for last
Certainly not a critique, my friend


The chef had a massive big cleaver
Not that he'd ever deceive 'er
It hung to his knee

 

[MausAss]

The chef had a massive big cleaver
And a very tight little beaver
A pretty little gash
An embarrassing rash


The chef had a massive big cleaver
Not that he'd ever deceive 'er
It hung to his knee
As thick as a tree

 

[AbsintheFather]

The chef had a massive big cleaver
His assistant was hot as a fever
His favorite meat
Tasted so sweet



The chef had a massive big cleaver
Not that he'd ever deceive 'er
But sometimes he thought
He wouldn't get squat



The chef had a massive big cleaver
And a very tight little beaver
Welcoming newcomers
With oiled up cucumbers

 

[weespanner]

The chef had a massive big cleaver
And a very tight little beaver
A pretty little gash
An embarrassing rash
But some sudocreme helped to relieve her


The chef had a massive big cleaver
Not that he'd ever deceive 'er
It hung to his knee
As thick as a tree
And his pubes were tended by a weaver


The chef had a massive big cleaver
His assistant was hot as a fever
His favorite meat
Tasted so sweet
That he found it quite hard to leave her


The chef had a massive big cleaver
Not that he'd ever deceive 'er
But sometimes he thought
He wouldn't get squat
If he didn't know how to lick beaver


The chef had a massive big cleaver
And a very tight little beaver
Welcoming newcomers
With oiled up cucumbers
But just small ones so as not to grieve her

 

[AbsintheFather]

Hahaaa

Thank you Wee. That was a Herculean task!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Thank you Wee. That was a Herculean task!
To help her out, she used a flask!

 

[sweetsauce]

Thank you Wee. That was a Herculean task!
To help her out, she used a flask!
With words so sweet

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Thank you Wee. That was a Herculean task!
To help her out, she used a flask!
With words so sweet
And a rhythmic beat

 

[MausAss]

Thank you Wee. That was a Herculean task!
To help her out, she used a flask!
With words so sweet
And a rhythmic beat
In all the glory she should bask

 

[sweetsauce]

Well said Maus