Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[stickygirl]

I am in the presence of greatness

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I am in the presence of greatness
Skilled and never ostentatious

 

[weespanner]

I am in the presence of greatness
Skilled and never ostentatious
'Cept between the sheets

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I am in the presence of greatness
Skilled and never ostentatious
'Cept between the sheets
When her cunt he eats

 

[weespanner]

I am in the presence of greatness
Skilled and never ostentatious
'Cept between the sheets
When her cunt he eats
His appetite is quite voracious

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Have you heard the song, "Cock Throbbin'?"

 

[weespanner]

Have you heard the song, "Cock Throbbin'?"
If you hum it my head will start bobbin'

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Have you heard the song, "Cock Throbbin'?"
If you hum it my head will start bobbin'
So vibrate your tune

 

[weespanner]

Have you heard the song, "Cock Throbbin'?"
If you hum it my head will start bobbin'
So vibrate your tune
The whole afternoon

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Have you heard the song, "Cock Throbbin'?"
If you hum it my head will start bobbin'
So vibrate your tune
The whole afternoon
While cum shots I'll be a lobbin'

 

[Cymru6969]

Have you heard the song, "Cock Throbbin'?"
If you hum it my head will start bobbin'
So vibrate your tune
The whole afternoon
Soon enough you'll be hob-knobbin'

 

[Cymru6969]

Her horniness was without tact

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her horniness was without tact
A slut she was from front to back

 

[Cymru6969]

Her horniness was without tact
A slut she was from front to back
Remember the time

 

[weespanner]

Her horniness was without tact
A slut she was from front to back
Remember the time[
All covered in slime

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Her horniness was without tact
A slut she was from front to back
Remember the time[
All covered in slime
They came on her, tied to a rack

 

[Cymru6969]

Her horniness was without tact
A slut she was from front to back
Remember the time
All covered in slime
She fucked the Ghostbusters in fact

slow browser here-sorry!

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The Big Bad Wolf was really bummed out

 

[Lia Monde]

The Big Bad Wolf was really bummed out
None of the ladies liked his long snout

 

[WetBiMoose]

The Big Bad Wolf was really bummed out
None of the ladies liked his long snout
He could huff and he could puff

 

[Lia Monde]

The Big Bad Wolf was really bummed out
None of the ladies liked his long snout
He could huff and he could puff
It only made him seem gruff

 

[WetBiMoose]

The Big Bad Wolf was really bummed out
None of the ladies liked his long snout
He could huff and he could puff
It only made him seem gruff
So he stalked off into the woods to go pout.

 

[Lia Monde]

The nurse was smoking' in pure white

 

[WetBiMoose]

The nurse was smoking' in pure white
Her curvy tits and ass were a sight!

 

[jameslewis]

The nurse was smoking' in pure white
Her curvy tits and ass were a sight!
When she asked me to cough