Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[xxxLunaxxx]

The nurse was smoking' in pure white
Her curvy tits and ass were a sight!
When she asked me to cough
I took my trousers off

 

[jameslewis]

The nurse was smoking' in pure white
Her curvy tits and ass were a sight!
When she asked me to cough
I took my trousers off
She saw I was healthy alright.

 

[Midnight_Man]

What goes in, must come out

 

[stickygirl]

What goes in, must come out
When it's going in, it always makes me shout

 

[jameslewis]

What goes in, must come out
When it's going in, it always makes me shout
Put it in, move around

 

[hotternow]

What goes in, must come out
When it's going in, it always makes me shout
Put it in, move around
Let's hear that sound

 

[jameslewis]

What goes in, must come out
When it's going in, it always makes me shout
Put it in, move around
Let's hear that sound
Keep it up and I'll cum like a spout.

 

[Shadowmist99]

Spurting like a geyser is messy

 

[mamasota]

Spurting like a geyser is messy
Unless you're referring to old Nessy http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/smileys-and-emoticons/scare/smileys-scare-861807.gif

 

[hotternow]

Spurting like a geyser is messy
Unless you're referring to old Nessy
Keep handy a towel

 

[weespanner]

Spurting like a geyser is messy
Unless you're referring to old Nessy
Keep handy a towel
Then soak Simon Cowell
Win a 'Britain's Got Talent' pressie

sorry, couldn't resist ...hugs for ((Jett))

 

[HellBenttoo]

The widow was guilty, of course

 

[AbsintheFather]

The widow was guilty, of course
But didn't want an expensive divorce

 

[HellBenttoo]

The widow was guilty, of course
But didn't want an expensive divorce
So she bought a gun

 

[AbsintheFather]

The widow was guilty, of course
But didn't want an expensive divorce
So she bought a gun
And said "Now run"

 

[HellBenttoo]

The widow was guilty, of course
But didn't want an expensive divorce
So she bought a gun
And said "Now run"
No divorcee', a widow, by force!

 

[sweetsauce]

One day while visiting Caracas

 

[MausAss]

One day while visiting Caracas
Dancing with my bouncing maracas

 

[sweetsauce]

One day while visiting Caracas
Dancing with my bouncing maracas
A hip bum there

Maus hugs

 

[MausAss]

One day while visiting Caracas
Dancing with my bouncing maracas
A hip bum there
From a billionaire

Hugs for sweet

 

[sweetsauce]

One day while visiting Caracas
Dancing with my bouncing maracas
A hip bum there
From a billionaire
And I grabbed him by his knackers!

 

[weespanner]

^^

Hey maus and sweet

He squealed in high-pitched voice

 

[MausAss]

The man had a fetish for pain

 

[weespanner]

The man had a fetish for pain
So she tied him up with a chain

 

[MausAss]

He squealed in high-pitched voice
He simply had no other choice