Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[MausAss]

The man had a fetish for pain
So she tied him up with a chain
Punched hard on his balls

 

[stickygirl]

The man had a fetish for pain
So she tied him up with a chain
She hung from his cock

 

[weespanner]

He squealed in a high-pitched voice
He simply had no other choice
He fell to his knees





The man had a fetish for pain
So she tied him up with a chain
Punched hard on his balls
Bounced him off the walls

 

[weespanner]

The man had a fetish for pain
So she tied him up with a chain
She hung from his cock
Then lifted her frock

 

[wombat9966]

The man had a fetish for pain
So she tied him up with a chain
She hung from his cock
A huge bicycle lock

 

[wombat9966]

He squealed in a high-pitched voice
He simply had no other choice
He fell to his knees
Screaming out Please



The man had a fetish for pain
So she tied him up with a chain
Punched hard on his balls
Bounced him off the walls
He just yelled let's do it again

 

[PrurientProf]

He squealed in a high-pitched voice
He simply had no other choice
He fell to his knees
And moaned "oh please"

 

[Leigh81]

He squealed in a high-pitched voice
He simply had no other choice
For what she did down below
Was more than just a blow

L

 

[weespanner]

The man had a fetish for pain
So she tied him up with a chain
She hung from his cock
A huge bicycle lock
Which had rusted out in the rain


He squealed in a high-pitched voice
He simply had no other choice
He fell to his knees
And moaned "oh please
- let go and you'll have my rolls-royce!"



sorry wombat - just took PP's since they were so similar

 

[stickygirl]

He squealed in a high-pitched voice
He simply had no other choice
For what she did down below
Was more than just a blow
Cos she'd nailed his cock to a joist

 

[MausAss]

The man had a fetish for pain
So she tied him up with a chain
She hung from his cock
Then lifted her frock
Pulled out a bottle of Champagne

The man had a fetish for pain
So she tied him up with a chain
She hung from his cock
A huge bicycle lock
Wondering how long he could maintain

 

[MausAss]

Think every one is done now.

He squealed in a high-pitched voice
He simply had no other choice
He fell to his knees
And moaned "oh please"
Better than owning a Rolls Royce

He squealed in a high-pitched voice
He simply had no other choice
For what she did down below
Was more than just a blow
And all he could do was rejoice

 

[stickygirl]

So who's gonna write the next line?

 

[MausAss]

So who's gonna write the next line?
I can do it if the stars align

 

[wombat9966]

So who's gonna write the next line?
I can do it if the stars align
The rhythm is easy

 

[weespanner]

So who's gonna write the next line?
I can do it if the stars align
The rhythm is easy
The last line is sleazy

 

[MausAss]

So who's gonna write the next line?
I can do it if the stars align
The rhythm is easy
The last line is sleazy
Or you let me fuck you like a swine

 

[stickygirl]

So who's gonna write the next line?
I can do it if the stars align
The rhythm is easy
The last line is sleazy
So line up uranus with mine

 

[MausAss]

A new beginning for us now

 

[stickygirl]

A new beginning for us now
As fast as our brains will allow!

 

[weespanner]

haha! well done both of you on the previous one!


A new beginning for us now
As fast as our brains will allow!
- Or fingers can type

 

[wombat9966]

A new beginning for us now
As fast as our brains will allow!
- Or fingers can type
don't get me on Skype

 

[weespanner]

A new beginning for us now
As fast as our brains will allow!
- Or fingers can type
don't get me on Skype
Unless you are a kinky Frau!

 

[MausAss]

My German girlfriend is a bitch

 

[weespanner]

My German girlfriend is a bitch
But her accent makes my cock twitch