Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[MausAss]

My German girlfriend is a bitch
But her accent makes my cock twitch
She's a total freak

 

[weespanner]

My German girlfriend is a bitch
But her accent makes my cock twitch
She's a total freak
With a strange physique

 

[MausAss]

My German girlfriend is a bitch
But her accent makes my cock twitch
She's a total freak
With a strange physique
Only one who can cure my itch

 

[stickygirl]

My German girlfriend is a bitch
But her accent makes my cock twitch
She's a total freak
With a strange physique
But she gets lots of cock cos she's rich

 

[HellBenttoo]

A poor little rich girl was she

 

[weespanner]

A poor little rich girl was she
So he proposed down on one knee

 

[MausAss]

A poor little rich girl was she
So he proposed down on one knee
Was his cock enough?

 

[weespanner]

A poor little rich girl was she
So he proposed down on one knee
Was his cock enough?
To fill up her muff?

 

[TwoShades]

A poor little rich girl was she
So he proposed down on one knee
Was his cock enough?
To fill up her muff?
She said "Pull it out and let's see."

 

[MausAss]

A poor little rich girl was she
So he proposed down on one knee
Was his cock enough?
To fill up her muff?
Not enough for her to agree

 

[MausAss]

To be happy she needed more

 

[weespanner]

To be happy she needed more
So he asked the guy from next door

 

[stickygirl]

To be happy she needed more
It wasn't enough to have just shagged Al Gore

 

[Minalick]

To be happy she needed more
It wasn't enough to have just shagged Al Gore
What once was environmental

 

[MausAss]

To be happy she needed more
So he asked the guy from next door
To fill up her core

To be happy she needed more
It wasn't enough to have just shagged Al Gore
Next up was McCain

 

[stickygirl]

To be happy she needed more
So he asked the guy from next door
To fill up her core
And call her a whore


To be happy she needed more
It wasn't enough to have just shagged Al Gore
Next up was McCain
But he was a pain

 

[MausAss]

To be happy she needed more
It wasn't enough to have just shagged Al Gore
What once was environmental
Was now sentimental

 

[stickygirl]

To be happy she needed more
It wasn't enough to have just shagged Al Gore
What once was environmental
Turned out sentimental

 

[MausAss]

To be happy she needed more
So he asked the guy from next door
To fill up her core
And call her a whore
Next she wasn't his girlfriend any more

To be happy she needed more
It wasn't enough to have just shagged Al Gore
Next up was McCain
But he was a pain
All he wanted was her back door

 

[MausAss]

To be happy she needed more
It wasn't enough to have just shagged Al Gore
What once was environmental
Turned out sentimental
She had to put him on ignore

 

[sweetsauce]

Wow! you all worked hard today!! wtg!

Oh politics with a small "P"

 

[cliteatingman]

Oh politics with a small "P"
The worst kind for you and me

 

[sweetsauce]

Oh politics with a small "P"
The worst kind for you and me
Who fucks who?

 

[cliteatingman]

Oh politics with a small "P"
The worst kind for you and me
Who fucks who?
Who fucks the whole crew?

 

[jameslewis]

Oh politics with a small "P"
The worst kind for you and me
Who fucks who?
Who fucks the whole crew?
We'll all be fucked when they're through.