Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[sweetsauce]

Oh politics with a small "P"
The worst kind for you and me
Who fucks who?
Who fucks the whole crew?
You can know for a very small fee!

 

[HellBenttoo]

Politics and limericks, strange mix

 

[sweetsauce]

HBT hugs ltns!

Politics and limericks, strange mix
But this board we can usually fix

 

[HellBenttoo]

Politics and limericks, strange mix
But this board we can usually fix
Dirty minds have we


gropes ya. "hey sweets*

 

[Cymru6969]

Politics and limericks, strange mix
But this board we can usually fix
Dirty minds have we
Bien sûr...mais oui

 

[mamasota]

Politics and limericks, strange mix
But this board we can usually fix
Dirty minds have we
Bien sûr...mais oui
Here comes Cym with his bag of tricks!

 

[jameslewis]

Wordy Litsters are staying up late.

 

[mamasota]

Wordy Litsters are staying up late.
Possibly their appetite to satiate

 

[jameslewis]

Wordy Litsters are staying up late.
Possibly their appetite to satiate
With like-minded wits

 

[sweetsauce]

Wordy Litsters are staying up late.
Possibly their appetite to satiate
With like-minded wits
And rhyming that fits

 

[MausAss]

Wordy Litsters are staying up late.
Possibly their appetite to satiate
With like-minded wits
And rhyming that fits
We use our words to arouse and mate

 

[sweetsauce]

T'was a quiet day for play today

 

[cliteatingman]

T'was a quiet day for play today
Everyone must have been away

 

[MausAss]

T'was a quiet day for play today
Gagged and handcuffed I had no say

 

[sweetsauce]

T'was a quiet day for play today
Everyone must have been away
No sex on Lit?


T'was a quiet day for play today
Gagged and handcuffed I had no say
Hearing only ticking clock

 

[MausAss]

T'was a quiet day for play today
Everyone must have been away
No sex on Lit?
Time for my wanking kit?


T'was a quiet day for play today
Gagged and handcuffed I had no say
Hearing only ticking clock
Watching his hard cock

 

[Cymru6969]

T'was a quiet day for play today
Everyone must have been away
No sex on Lit?
Time for my wanking kit?
Feels pretty good, I must say


T'was a quiet day for play today
Gagged and handcuffed I had no say
Hearing only ticking clock
Watching his hard cock
Violate me in every way

 

[MausAss]

Doctor Livingstone I presume?

 

[weespanner]

Doctor Livingstone I presume?
I'm not so sure - can you use zoom?

 

[MausAss]

Doctor Livingstone I presume?
I'm not so sure - can you use zoom?
Judging by the dick

 

[weespanner]

Doctor Livingstone I presume?
I'm not so sure - can you use zoom?
Judging by the dick
You zoomed in too quick!

 

[MausAss]

Doctor Livingstone I presume?
I'm not so sure - can you use zoom?
Judging by the dick
You zoomed in too quick!
We need him to fill up your womb

good one!

 

[mamasota]

Oooo it's great, but when it's done right!

 

[stickygirl]

Oooo it's great, but when it's done right!
You come so hard it gives him a fright

 

[sweetsauce]

Oooo it's great, but when it's done right!
Such pleasures are quite the delight