Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[MausAss]

Oooo it's great, but when it's done right!
It raises the fertility rate

 

[MausAss]

Oooo it's great, but when it's done right!
Such pleasures are quite the delight
And good for your health

was still on the other page

 

[wombat9966]

Oooo it's great, but when it's done right!
Such pleasures are quite the delight
And good for your health
you can do it yourself

 

[MausAss]

Oooo it's great, but when it's done right!
It raises the fertility rate
Again and again
Showing no contrain
Cumming inside showing his might


Oooo it's great, but when it's done right!
Such pleasures are quite the delight
And good for your health
You can do it yourself
All you want is to reunite

 

[weespanner]

He knelt down between her thighs

 

[MausAss]

He knelt down between her thighs
This time he planned to improvise

yay wee is here

 

[weespanner]

'lo there maus!



He knelt down between her thighs
This time he planned to improvise
Using only one thumb

 

[MausAss]

He knelt down between her thighs
This time he planned to improvise
Using only one thumb
He felt really dumb

 

[weespanner]

He knelt down between her thighs
This time he planned to improvise
Using only one thumb
He felt really dumb
Cos the other was stuck in his flies

 

[MausAss]

One two three and first line is done

 

[weespanner]

One two three and first line is done
Number games can be such fun

 

[MausAss]

One two three and first line is done
Number games can be such fun
Just like ABC

 

[weespanner]

One two three and first line is done
Number games can be such fun
Just like ABC
'Cept some are lucky

 

[MausAss]

One two three and first line is done
Number games can be such fun
Just like ABC
'Cept some are lucky
And once more we hit a home run

 

[weespanner]

ha!...I was dying to put....

One two three and first line is done
Number games can be such fun
Just like ABC
'Cept some are lucky
And sixty-nine's my favourite one

 

[MausAss]

That would have been a real home run

 

[weespanner]

That would have been a real home run
Same end again? Get me my gun!

 

[MausAss]

That would have been a real home run
Same end again? Get me my gun!
I guess I forgot

 

[weespanner]

That would have been a real home run
Same end again? Get me my gun!
I guess I forgot
Matters not a jot
Besides I've just set it to stun

((Jett))

 

[MausAss]

Better not start with run this time

 

[weespanner]

Better not start with run this time
A triple would be such a crime

 

[MausAss]

Better not start with run this time
A triple would be such a crime
Luckily guns don't kill

 

[weespanner]

Better not start with run this time
A triple would be such a crime
Luckily guns don't kill
For three times, it will!

 

[MausAss]

Better not start with run this time
A triple would be such a crime
Luckily guns don't kill
For three times, it will!
I escaped death and feel sublime

 

[jameslewis]

She was laying out nude in the sun