Write Our Own Limericks - V2

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She was laying out nude in the sun
But forgot to sunblock her left bun
The bun turned bright red
 
She was laying out nude in the sun
But forgot to sunblock her left bun
The bun turned bright red
So when she lay in bed
 
She was laying out nude in the sun
But forgot to sunblock her left bun
The bun turned bright red
So when she lay in bed
the pain in her ass was not much fun!
 
A sailor saw a mermaid in the sea
He said I can't tell where is her V
 
A sailor saw a mermaid in the sea
He said I can't tell where is her V
so he decided to explore
and found a trap door
 
A sailor saw a mermaid in the sea
He said I can't tell where is her V
so he decided to explore
and found a trap door
Next thing he knows he's covered in pee :D
 
Her panties were sticky and wet
At love/fifteen in the third set
"Ballboy", she cried
I need a good ride
 
Her panties were sticky and wet
At love/fifteen in the third set
"Ballboy", she cried
"Need you inside!"
 
Her panties were sticky and wet
At love/fifteen in the third set
"Ballboy", she cried
"I need a good ride"
"Here's the keys to my red Corvette.":rolleyes:
 
Her panties were sticky and wet
At love/fifteen in the third set
"Ballboy", she cried
"Need you inside!"
He fucked her and the match was forfeit!

Cymru hugs :)
 
She answered the door in a towel
The neighbors face, formerly a scowl
Broke into a grin
She invited him in
 
She answered the door in a towel
The neighbors face, formerly a scowl
Broke into a grin
She invited him in
Soon her grunts became a loud growl!
 
Dressing for sex is a good game
Film it with Kim and show no shame
 
Dressing for sex is a good game
Film it with Kim and show no shame
Black nylons and pearls
 
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