Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[PrurientProf]

The cold made the cheerleader shiver
Her nips pointy and breasts aquiver.
So she jumped and bounced
Her skirt, how it flounced

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The cold made the cheerleader shiver
Her nips pointy and breasts aquiver.
So she jumped and bounced
Her skirt, how it flounced
As she sat playing in the icy river.

 

[Lia Monde]

Despite all the sex, Viv wasn't a slut

 

[Cymru6969]

Despite all the sex, Viv wasn't a slut
Half the time, they went up her butt

 

[mamasota]

Despite all the sex, Viv wasn't a slut
Half the time, they went up her butt
She got bored with the humping

 

[cliteatingman]

Despite all the sex, Viv wasn't a slut
Half the time, they went up her butt
She got bored with the humping
So she took to dumping

 

[travelmate2002]

Despite all the sex, Viv wasn't a slut
Half the time, they went up her butt
She got bored with the humping
So she took to dumping
men who spent their time watching smut.

 

[mamasota]

Dom's pet was just not behaving

 

[travelmate2002]

Dom's pet was just not behaving
simply could not get rid of the craving

 

[weespanner]

Dom's pet was just not behaving
simply could not get rid of the craving
For a stubbly chin

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Dom's pet was just not behaving
simply could not get rid of the craving
For a stubbly chin

Dom's pet was just not behaving
simply could not get rid of the craving
For a stubbly chin
as a hard cock slid in

 

[weespanner]

Dom's pet was just not behaving
simply could not get rid of the craving
For a stubbly chin
as a hard cock slid in
Cos she'd slapped his arse while he was shaving

 

[Bad_Old_Man]

Dom's pet was just not behaving
simply could not get rid of the craving
For a stubbly chin
as a hard cock slid in
Cos she'd slapped his arse while he was shaving

I've not been on here for 2 years and we were doing this then. I love you sexy girl
xxx

 

[Cymru6969]

Buxom lassie slurps Cullen skink

 

[weespanner]

Buxom lassie slurps Cullen skink
Then vomits all over the sink

 

[Cymru6969]

Buxom lassie slurps Cullen skink
Then vomits all over the sink
The haddock went bad

 

[weespanner]

Buxom lassie slurps Cullen skink
Then vomits all over the sink
The haddock went bad
It was awful, I had
To use bleach to get rid of the stink

oops, couldn't resist!

 

[Cymru6969]

Buxom lassie slurps Cullen skink
Then vomits all over the sink
The haddock went bad
It was awful, I had
To use bleach to get rid of the stink

oops, couldn't resist!

Jett lives on!!

The lady likes her sausage thick

 

[weespanner]

The lady likes her sausage thick
So she makes it expand with a lick

 

[PrurientProf]

The lady likes her sausage thick
So she makes it expand with a lick
She relished the taste

 

[weespanner]

The lady likes her sausage thick
So she makes it expand with a lick
She relished the taste
Letting none go to waste

 

[Cymru6969]

The lady likes her sausage thick
So she makes it expand with a lick
She relished the taste
Letting none go to waste
Rich creamy sauce is her next trick

 

[BradBigBrain]

Cymru's back - we're ecstatic

 

[Cymru6969]

Cymru's back - we're ecstatic
Took a break - cleaned the attic

Good to see you Triple B!

 

[BradBigBrain]

Cymru's back - we're ecstatic
Took a break - cleaned the attic
found x-rated vids

You da man!