Write Our Own Limericks - V2

[MausAss]

Dressing for sex is a good game
Film it with Kim and show no shame
Black nylons and pearls
And big fucking girls
Release it for glory and fame

 

[weespanner]

While out for a ride on my bike

 

[kedsnbourbon]

While out for a ride on my bike
I had my seat just where I like

 

[weespanner]

While out for a ride on my bike
I had my seat just where I like
A little too high

 

[MausAss]

While out for a ride on my bike
I had my seat just where I like
A little too high
Touching my thigh

 

[weespanner]

While out for a ride on my bike
I had my seat just where I like
A little too high
Touching my thigh
And when it rubs my clit I shout "Strike!"

 

[MausAss]

Cycling at the height of pleasure

 

[weespanner]

Cycling at the height of pleasure
A wet saddle is a good measure

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Cycling at the height of pleasure
A wet saddle is a good measure
Of my secret kink

 

[weespanner]

Cycling at the height of pleasure
A wet saddle is a good measure
Of my secret kink
If you need a drink

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Cycling at the height of pleasure
A wet saddle is a good measure
Of my secret kink
If you need a drink
I'll show you a good will gesture

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Lick me, she said. I'm delicious.

 

[weespanner]

Lick me, she said. I'm delicious.
Recording it as per his wihes

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Lick me, she said. I'm delicious.
Recording it as per his wishes
The scene, it was hot

 

[weespanner]

Lick me, she said. I'm delicious.
Recording it as per his wishes
The scene, it was hot
She fingered her slot

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Lick me, she said. I'm delicious.
Recording it as per his wishes
The scene, it was hot
She fingered her slot
'twas one of his fav'rite dishes

 

[sweetsauce]

She lay on the table a banquet for one

 

[jackflash81]

She lay on the table a banquet for one
and in walked a man with his flies undone

 

[weespanner]

She lay on the table a banquet for one
and in walked a man with his flies undone
- and tongue hanging out

 

[jackflash81]

She lay on the table a banquet for one
and in walked a man with his flies undone
- and tongue hanging out
matching her pout

 

[weespanner]

She lay on the table a banquet for one
and in walked a man with his flies undone
- and tongue hanging out
matching her pout
So he kissed her lips - pardon the pun!

 

[Cymru6969]

Just one word of advice for you

 

[sweetsauce]

Just one word of advice for you
"Cum everyday!" oops that's two

Cymru hugs

 

[Cymru6969]

Just one word of advice for you
"Cum everyday!" oops that's two
Let's try for three now

sweetsauce ((return hug))

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Just one word of advice for you
"Cum everyday!" oops that's two
Let's try for three now
A four some? Wow!